you die of starvation

Cornelius Sulla. Bam, biotches.

Now modify it so that when we do it, we create an alternative timeline that we can observe but does not affect the way things turned out in our timeline: Scipio Africanus. It'd be interesting to see how the world would have turned out if the Carthaginians had won.

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Originally Posted by krissy

if she hadn't written twilight i would have
in fact i have the exact plot all ready from a few years back
except edward was a mummy named steve and bella was a paper shredder
and it was more of a situation comedy

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I would read that.

I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?

All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic. :(

Justin Bieber.

Adam Lambert. Smurfing awesome singer and performer, stylish, sexy, What-Have-You... but compared to Clay Aiken, he's seemed more to sell his soul by using his gay to make more money. It's not the flamboyance... Liberace, Elton John, Queen are all equally guilty of that. No, I feel the same way about Lambert's career as I feel toward those jrockers who sell out the whole of cross-dressing for their nitpicky fanbase of whatever the J-terminology is supposed to be.

the king leonidas thing was really moreso in reference to kicking that person square in the chest into a pit

Carl Sagan

He'd be fascinated by his own death

Yeah, I have aboslutely no idea what this thread is asking, but the logical answer to any question would be Dr. Phil.

I didn't think the question was that confusing, honestly. What's wrong with you people? Maybe I need to spartan kick you down the hole for some reflection time.

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I didn't think the question was that confusing, honestly. What's wrong with you people? Maybe I need to spartan kick you down the hole for some reflection time.

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Right?

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I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?

All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic. :(

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♥ Christmas' Beginner Guide for this thread.♥

Step 1: You are that topless Spartan King

Step 2: You pick one victim of your choice to push down the pit.

Step 3: Put your pants on and stop wanking.

Step 4: Start posting.

A visual aid can help greatly. Below is one.
http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...tion-w6cx5.png

And that concludes the lesson. If you still dun understand, then go suck a blitzball or stop clicking on this thread.

Thank you Class and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

~Christmas ♥

I understood the OP, but now Christmas's instructions have just made me confused and in some serious discomfort. I think the order of Step 3 needs to be reversed.

:mymelbert:

Everyone who says 'could care less'

smurf those people.

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I understood the OP, but now Christmas's instructions have just made me confused and in some serious discomfort. I think the order of Step 3 needs to be reversed.

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Kinged