The Lying Thread

I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

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You absolutely did not dot Dot, you dotty liar!

I once ate a whole family of squirrels.

I do not ever randomly break out into dance. Ever. I swear.

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

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I was only three years dead, but I told a tale
And now listen little child to the safety rail

I love my job.

I have never said "here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck" out loud.

Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the trout out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.

...I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.

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Originally Posted by Beowulf

Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the trout out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.

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Chuck Norris jokes have been funny since their inception, and continue to be funny to this day. :colbert:

I smurfed Tifa's Boobs last night.

I never said there were spies among us. :shifty:

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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(SPOILER) Yes you did :colbert: