Ninja vs Samurai

This is the hardest question I've ever encountered.

you've dodged it quite expertly

I need to go away and do some research.

Ninjas are little pussy bitches who are too chickentrout to get into an open fight because they know they'd lose. When I played Tenchu and Assassin's Creed I marched around openly getting into fights with everyone because I have honour. That or low patience. Where's the fun in hiding behind a wall for 5 minutes while you wait for a guy to leave when you can stroll up to him and duel him to the death?

Samurai for life

Have you guys SEEN The Seven Samurai?

Yeah

Samurai, man.

I would say samurai, but I don't want to be associated with Tom Cruise, so ninja.

Definitely a ninja. That way I can creep up to someone and shout "ORANGES!" extremely loud in their ear.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

following FFT rules a ninja would totes win

draw out is smurfing worthless

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I'm sorry Ninja, you want to whack me with your dual swords? *blade grasp*

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Originally Posted by Jowy

you are all wrong

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Yeah, well, what's your argument? :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Jowy

following FFT rules a ninja would totes win

draw out is smurfing worthless

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Samurais aren't worthless, but FFT ninjas are definitely way better.

Ninjas all the way. Fast, sneaky, and you're dead before you know what happened. Just like how I have sex.

Samurai all the way.

I'm 5/5 on Tachi: Shoha and have STR merits. All I have to do is swap to Quint Spear to wipe out a NIN's shadows, switch back to a GK, Meditate, and I can one-shot a ninja.

Also, Meikyo Shisui > Mijin Gakure.

Ninjas seem to have better movies. Or do samurais have better movies? :confused:

All I can think of the Last Samurai, and yeah.

Ninjas have better moves, but samurai have better movies.

I choose dinosaur.

You can't pick dinosaur, babe :colbert: