Is anyone else THIS stupid?

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.

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There needs to be a video of this.

I often wake up like at 5am and think I'm running late, this is especially common in the summer when it's daylight outside.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

If my inbox gets spammed up with reported posts from this thread there will be trouble. :colbert:

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You realize that you might as well have just written "Hey everybody report the hell out of this post!"

Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.

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I'm not entirely certain it could be done. I think you would have to set him on fire while micturating in his gas tank.