Jokes about EoFFers!

Why did Iceglow cross the road?

(SPOILER)If you want the answer, please see the 120 page novella he wrote justifying all of his actions and the thoughts that were occurring to him before, during and after his crossing of the road.

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

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In the near future Rantz invents the Junction Machine Ellone and uses it to influence the Jiro of about 5 years ago so that he changes his name to Jiro from Sir Cloud and becomes popular as a member of Eyes on Final Fantasy purely to set up this joke.

"Shorty"

The fire is either accidental or on purpose.

Remember that time when Agent Proto was Preton? :chuckle:

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

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Possibly the best post ever made on EoFF.

I do not know if this is supposed to be deliberately unfunny or if I'm really just a wretched comedian.

It is about Iceglow.

(SPOILER)http://i.imgur.com/qoTY9.jpg

Haha the mohawk even.

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Originally Posted by Shoeberto

What's the biggest joke on this site? (SPOILER)My dick.

Get it? Because it's big!!!

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Invitation accepted:

"You're certain this is not because it is small? Or does it not work? After all, referring to it as a joke isn't a good thing. Wait. Is it not real? Do you attach it with a strap? Does it take batteries?"

Thank you. Do not cum again.