ITT we share the worst puns we can think of

Here at EoFF, puns like that will get you PUNished!

What the Bleyses...? I opn184 this thread with low expectations, but I even ~*~Celes~*~ cringeworthy puns here than I would have thought.

I Pitye you all. This thread should be Clo-sed. :mad2:

Bad puns are important for a healthy lifestyle.

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"It's not that the man didn't know how to do juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it."

I also have a large collection of pictures of math puns with that cat in the glasses. Stuff like "Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na."

Okay, I thought I was going to like this thread, but I don't.

Most people are just copy/pasting trout they find on the internet instead of being creative and coming up with something themselves.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Okay, I thought I was going to like this thread, but I don't.

Most people are just copy/pasting trout they find on the internet instead of being creative and coming up with something themselves.

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I just wanted to share :(

These puns are so bad they aren't even full puns, they're P-U!

Nothing wrong with getting bad puns off of the internet. They qualify for this thread so long as they're bad puns.

(SPOILER)don't PUNish me

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant? (SPOILER)Arrrrrrby's!
What did the pirate's say when he tried to steal the honey? (SPOILER)Arrrr bees!

Everyone in this thread should be punished.

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What kind of bees live in haunted houses? (SPOILER)Boo-bees!

Where is MILF with his ocean puns? :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Where is MILF with his ocean puns? :colbert:

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He got tide-ered of them, and decided to put them back on the shelf.

Ocean rocks, space sucks. Not a pun, but a fact.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Okay, I thought I was going to like this thread, but I don't.

Most people are just copy/pasting trout they find on the internet instead of being creative and coming up with something themselves.

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I'm not creative enough to think up my own pun. Sue me. I couldn't even think of a pun to make this reply witty and interesting. D:

Not a fan of him, but if you listen to Lil Wayne, he's got some fantastically awful puns.

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• .44 bulldog, my mothersmurfing pet, I point it at you and tell that mothersmurfer, fetch
• The guns are drawn and I ain't talking about a sketch
  
• I pay these n***** with a reality check
  
• This game is a bitch, I got my hand up her dress
  
• I got that Esther, bitch, I'm Redd Foxx
  
• I get money to kill time, dead clocks
• That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
• Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
• Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I'm Santa Claus, n***** gather around, got gifts for each and all of y'all

That was one song. Lol.