Question for smokers

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Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson

I too have noticed that women immediately get their fannies out once I show them a cigarette. One time, I was like the smurfing Pied Piper, leading all these horny girls to my sex cavern with a trail of smoky exhalations.

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Only a "special cigarette" could lead a woman to follow you around, Quin.

It was one of those chocolate fags, if that's what you mean? ;)

I only smoke when I drink. Mostly anyways. It's rare that I smoke while not being under the influence of alcohol. Beer and smokes are just great together. Anyway, if I for some reason find the person to be obnoxious (i.e. probably 'cause of them being way too drunk) I usually say no. But generally I say yes. I mean, it's spreading good karma (... and cancer, yay!) - who's not into that. Also, I sometimes find myself asking for one, so I'd be a dick not to say yes to people.

I actually got told of rather harshly the last Friday for asking some guys for a cigarette. One of them gave me this whole speech about me buying my own and not harrasing people. He wasn't into the whole karma thing I guess. Or maybe I was just drunk and obnoxious.

Most people I know who smoke do say yes because they realize they will probably be in the position to ask some stranger for one some day. The only time they say no is if they only have a few left.

I don't smoke, yet some people walk up to me nonchalantly and asks me for one. I give them such an evil look, sort of saying "How dare you think I am a smoker!"

You don't want to sell me death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.

I don' want to sell you death sticks. I want to go home and rethink my life.

I'm usually only a social/drinking smoker but if some random person asks me to bum one, I'll help them out. Not too many people ask me for cloves, though.

Back when I still smoked I would usually give one up because I didn't get asked much and wasn't a heavy smoker anyway.

not since grade school

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Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland

I too have noticed that women immediately get their fannies out once I show them a cigarette. One time, I was like the smurfing Pied Piper, leading all these horny girls to my sex cavern with a trail of smoky exhalations.

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I'm so proud of myself for inspiring someone to join. :bigsmile:

And what a introductory post to inspire them with.

I used to, and whenever someone asked it was only when I knew them. :p

Ive only been stopped by a complete randomer once asking for a cig, I thought it was so bizarre and said it was my last one or something. Although, on a night out I'll be quite generous with them, painfully generous sometimes by subbing people all night for cigs, but there's been a lot of times where I've bummed cigs off folk anyway

twenty decks though, got to keep them on the down low.