Failure

<sub>I haven't accomplished anything noteworthy in recent times, but I'm fine with that.

Congrats on passing! :)</sub>

I have accomplished jack.

I have accomplished burning you on facebook.

That's it.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Hhahahahahahaha

You are going to be the worst lawyer with that type of sympathy.

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I am criminal defense. I'm supposed to have some sympathy!

Good thing I'm a good actor.

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Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins

I uh, I handed in my last paper. So like, I should be all officially graduated in a couple weeks.

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Excellent! Congrats on being done.

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Originally Posted by Megan

I have accomplished burning you on facebook.

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You mean by copying Ashley's joke? :p Yeah, quite the burn.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I am criminal defense.

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You're going to get lied to a lot by your clients, but on the bright side those who lie to the guy who's supposed to be protecting them will probably lose their cases as a direct result. It's like automatic revenge!

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I am criminal defense. I'm supposed to have some sympathy!

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My boss used to be criminal defense. He said it was the worse time of his life, and was so lucky to get a chance to go into prosecution which he is now.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Hhahahahahahaha

You are going to be the worst lawyer with that type of sympathy.

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I am criminal defense. I'm supposed to have some sympathy!

Good thing I'm a good actor.

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Even scumbags need lawyers I guess. Especially one of their own.

Damnit. Fair enough ya slut. Congradulations then Wesley.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

You're going to get lied to a lot by your clients, but on the bright side those who lie to the guy who's supposed to be protecting them will probably lose their cases as a direct result. It's like automatic revenge!

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They all lie, even to their lawyer. It comes with the territory. I don't really give a smurf; most of them shouldn't testify for themselves to begin with.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Damnit. Fair enough ya slut. Congradulations then Wesley.

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Thanks, Cuchi. :love:

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Originally Posted by Crop

My boss used to be criminal defense. He said it was the worse time of his life, and was so lucky to get a chance to go into prosecution which he is now.

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I've worked for both defense and prosecution, and defense is so much better for me. You have to ignore a lot of horrific things and political bulltrout to be a successful prosecutor in this day and age. Most of the defense attorneys I've worked with love it, but you have to get into it for the right reasons (or just be like my boss and enjoy being a dick).

I got off on my DUI charges!

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I have to pass 8 courses of my online classes for graduation. I've already failed one class and now have to make it up which costs more money. My aunt is in the same program and told that if you fail two courses, you're booted and still owe the money.

I passed my boards for Occupational Therapy just recently so yay! Then again, it's all adult problems from here on, haha.

So, who's down for a crime spree in Maryland? We can get WesLY to represent us!

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

So, who's down for a crime spree in Maryland? We can get WesLY to represent us!

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Why is that so enticing?

Also ITT we apparently don't have many successes to talk about. How the smurf are our lives more depressing than Raistlin's? Pick it up team.

I got arson covered. Do we have any murderers, rapists, and thieves for the team?