Reasons why my co-workers are better:
1. They randomly break out in to song and dance
2. Majority of my female co-workers are extremely hot
3. One of them offered me her plan b pill (I didn't need it but it's the thought that counts)
4. Another showed me the wonders that is this video
5. They like 80s songs
6. Many of them used to work at AMC and AMC has The Walking Dead and Mad Men
7. My boss loves Trolls 2, Vampire's Kiss, and other similarly horrible and funny movies, he's a horror fan, and knows a lot of the people I consider cool
8. Their idea of celebrating at a release party is going to a Russian bar and eating a trout ton of Russian food all for free
9. A cutout of Tom Cruise gets placed in a different area every day and sometimes it finds it's way peeking out of a corner
10. We're getting The Avengers and Hunger Games before any other channel so suck it Showtime and Starz :colbert:
11. For Movember one of the guys that sits near me grew a handle bar stache and is keeping it
