Headaches

Hydration, bros.

Don't headbutt things.

I have chronic headaches, and they don't seem to be avoidable. They can be caused by pretty much anything: too little sleep, too much sleep, sleeping with too much pressure on my neck, eye strain, or even no apparent cause at all. Headaches suck.

Have you tried not having a headache?

If that doesn't work, I think removal of the head takes the pain away quite quickly.

Seriously though, I only get headaches when I've been drinking and don't stay hydrated. That and whenever I hear Janet Street-Porter's voice.

Today I've been having the worst migraine of my life. I took four ibuprofen, and it did absolutely nothing. When I left my bedroom, the light just killed me--felt like someone shot spikes in my eyes and head.

Blah.

My lack of sleep and food is kind killing my head right now.