You have three weeks until the world ends.

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Originally Posted by Sephex

Go to a British pub and pay for everyone's drink.

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I'll sit and enjoy free drinks courtesy of Sephex.

I would use all my savings and max out my credit cards completing my bucket list which contains things like...

- Visit China and remark upon how small everyone seems.
- Order a takeaway meal from every place in Manchester and have them delivered to my neighbours house then just watch.
- Hail a taxi, get in then immediately get out the other side.
- Join the cue of men outside Mila Kunis' house asking her whether she would like sex as the end of the world is coming.
- Travel to Italy and punch any people that are taking that obvious photo of themselves holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
- Attempt to ride a camel on the motorway

On the night of the end of the world though I'll probably get together with my friends and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore...

Go to Steph's and play Earth Defense Force 2017 with her for three weeks.

is that what the kids are calling it nowadays

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm going back to my home planet. So long, and thanks for all the steak.

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Did you forget that your planted ended just a few minutes after you left it

Play with nuclear weapons..... 3 days to look for me



Probably wouldn't do much at all though.....

My six weeks okay to return to work/do it like the mammals on the discovery channel doesn't even happen till the 27th, so I'll probably lay around whining about that like I usually do.

Not in any particular order:

-quit my job
-revisit some females from my past
-meet a random new female for excitement
-spend time with friends/family
-play a boat load of mtg
-replay FF4,6,8,9/Chrono Trigger!

Drive to Coeur d'Alene to be with my family until I go to Sweden, which is where I'll be when the world ends.

There has to be some way to save this dying world. :stare:

Who's with me?

Keanu Reeves can do it.

Keanu is all lip service, sure he'll say he can save the world but when it comes down to it he always resorts to bad acting.
Call someone with moxie, call Robert Downey Jr.
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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Keanu is all lip service, sure he'll say he can save the world but when it comes down to it he always resorts to bad acting.

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You insult him, but the world still exists, so he clearly is the man for the job or we wouldn't be here. :colbert:

Considering the number of times he's saved the world, I'm starting to think his bad acting is what saves the world, and that all those action scenes are simply a distraction.

I don't care how much he looks like JesusAttachment 38161. He lacks the acting backbone to save the world.

But he knows kung fu. :confused: