Accident Prone

I am quite clumsy. Knocking food and glasses over, tripping on things, punching everything...

For some reason I enjoy drinking despite it increasing my clumsiness ten-fold. xD

I occasionally kick things when I'm not wearing shoes. My poor toes. :(

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NO. :colbert:

Hmmm... lets see in the past month ive spilled coffee on myself, walked into a metal door at work, bashed my head into a metal door, fell on top of the grill at work, burned my self several times, bashed my knee into a pipe, got many paper cuts, got a few blisters, broke part of my molar off accidentally punched the toaster at work .. that's just a few of the many things that happen... im a walking disaster... im surprised i haven't gotten hit by a car.

Is cancer an accident?