One Christmas, as a joke, one of my friends wrapped up coal and send it to me. Imagine my laughter on Christmas Day!
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One Christmas, as a joke, one of my friends wrapped up coal and send it to me. Imagine my laughter on Christmas Day!
This year my Stepdad got me a really old, boxed Spike (Buffy) figurine.
He told me he'd seen it in a charity shop and thought of me so got it for a joke :lol:
I read that sentence wrong as I was scrolling past it and I thought it said something about powering up your electric attacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
"It's super-effective!"Quote:
Originally Posted by TigmafuzzI read that sentence wrong as I was scrolling past it and I thought it said something about powering up your electric attacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
A couple of years ago, I was given a toaster that automatically puts Jesus's face on all the toast. I'm assuming "weird" can also mean "awesome" here.
Also, while not a weird gift itself, my mom has a tradition of putting gifts in random boxes to surprise the opener. One year, for example, I had a gift put into a toilet seat box.
My boyfriend's stepsister gave me a framed photo of her stupid smurfing three year old.
What the smurf am I going to do with a framed photo of my boyfriend's cross-eyed stepsister's stupid smurfing kid? The extent of our relationship is me watching him babble, drool and play with airplanes twice a year. There is nothing admirable or intimate about this child I want to show off to anyone.
smurf our culture.
Not into children then Clo? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
This wasn't a weird gift to me, but from me: A few weeks ago, my sister had a kidney stone for the first time, and was in the hospital for a night. It was very painful (I haven't had one, but the people that have seem to generally agree that it's among the worst pain they've ever felt) and she missed a few days of school as she recovered.
So of course I had to buy her a can of kidney beans.
Jam and cheese tray from my brother.....
And a fuzzy bra.....joke gift, and flavoured condoms from the same person ~.~
That doesn't sound like a joke gift, if anything more a request!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
I got a wrapped coathanger one year so "i could have a present to open on Christmas day." That's as weird as its getting!
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Originally Posted by Jowy
Oh, no, the lady who gave them to me is over 50 now, married and has 2 children who are married....no thanks :)
Either everyone I know really likes me or doesn't give a trout about my Christmas being hilarious.
My ex told me she just got a "toy" from her aunt. Later that same night, she described to me her session with it. She claims I'm a better toy. :jokey:From her brother!?Quote:
Originally Posted by JowyThat doesn't sound like a joke gift, if anything more a request!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
When I was 6-years-old, the only thing that rivaled my hatred of onions was that of peas. One time I literally sat at the dinner table for an hour and a half refusing to eat peas.
That Christmas, my grandfather thought he'd be brilliant and get a box the size of me (I was still wearing toddler-sized clothes at this point. I've always been tiny) and wrapped it so beautifully. Tons of bows.
In the smurfing bottom was a can of peas.
Can you guess what I got him for Christmas this year?
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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
A Rolex?