The EoFF Final Fantasy

Main party:
Psychotic is the nicest character in the main party and he enjoys luring people into exquisite traps where they fall into lava. He will also raid their homes of all their belongings.

DK's role is to take villagers and explode them. He also eats every single town out of house and home. The man loves his pork belly.

theundeadhero is a gorgeous princess with a mysterious pendant and the last survivor of an ancient race. He also is extremely racist against Moogles, for reasons that will develop over the course of the story.

3 changeables

Faris would be a down-and-out pirate who has fallen by the wayside. Her once fine and purple hair has turned orange. She learns to love again and is very handy with a bell.

Laddy would be a very strong and well built man who could punch through walls and eat trucks. He has a pet goat that he keeps within his beard, named Archibald.

Quin is a Dancer. I don't need to expand further upon that.

NPCs

Imagine Raistlin in sodden grey underpants, gently stroking your cheek. When you raise your voice to object, he whispers that he's going to cook you some Tuna wafers. You're not quite sure what this means.

Loony BoB is an annoying NPC who says "You want to rescue the princess? Oh, but that means you've got to rescue EVERY princess! Why, you'd have to rescue EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH! You want to keep every woman to yourself? You want to enslave every single woman on the planet and force them to become your sex slave? No, you can't possibly do that". You get to punch him in the balls.

Goldenboko would be a newt.

Rival
Del Murder. Goes without saying. You eventually have a thunderdome rap battle with him. If you lose, it is game over and all your save files get wiped.

Big Bad
Iceglow. Iceglow used to be a totally evil awesome badass dude who committed numerous atrocities. Then everyone in the world came together to wipe his mind, turning him into a loveable bumbling idiot who hangs around the party. At the end of the game, he gets his memories back. And promptly is soundly defeated and becomes cuddly ol' Steve again.

I'm surprised no-one put me down as the Big Bad following my Tyrannical post but oh well!

Main Character - Me! Some sort of Black Mage/Warrior Hybrid

2 Party Members

Shorty - Bard. Her limit break would be a beat down where she laments about how she heard all these songs before they were cool in increasingly high pitches making the enemies ears bleed.

Quin - Thief. He's madly in love with me. After every boss fight he rummages for the remains for various food produce which he presents on a silver platter in hopes of winning me over.

3 Interchangable Members

Formalhaut - Oracle. The brains of the group. If it's anything about anyone anywhere this is the guy that can quote the exact parapgraph and page number where it was written. Also has a surprising amount of knowledge about where hidden treasure and powerful beasts await - often gets in spats with Quin's carefree attitude and Quin suspects he's up to no good.

Bolivar - Engineer. When it comes to the ins and outs of what makes things ticks this guy has it down - this also extends to arguments where he has an uncanny ability to break down what people say faster than a totalled car gets converted to scrap. However he also brings the comedy element to the group when presented with challenges such as a locked door - rather than follow conventional wisdom he'll try and come up with some grandoise machaniation to tear that door down!

Tifa's Boobs - Assassin. The staunch realist of the group. Shorty may be aloof, Quin may be carefree and Bolivar and Formalhaut may get caught up in the workings - Tifa's Boobs brings the cold hard facts head first and on the table. This mentality also extends to her combat presence where she is shoot first, shoot again then ask questions and shoot once more for good measure.

A Rival

Pike - She's everything I am but better at it and infuriatingly nicer too!

3 NPCs

Lockharted - Weird girl found on the local farm who provides riddles to point us on our way. These riddles often involve references to Poo. Maybe that's just her way of saying we're up trout creek without a paddle.

MILF - MILF is sad young fellow who circumstance will not favour. The love of his life is on the otherside of the planet but due to the ways of the world and his lack of financial stability he can't go and chase after her. He frequently laments to the party about how he wishes he was an adventurer like us and starts off a very lengthy sidequest chain to get him a ridiculously huge amount of money to cover his trip to the other side of the world. However once completed it turns out it was all a cunning ploy and he is actually the hidden super boss of the game.

GoldenBoko - The Rin of the adventure. Always pops up in the strangest of locations with the most questionnable of goods on offer.

The Big Bad!

Me! - Yes the major plot twist of this whole game is that this was actually some form of pseudo-reality that's a manifest of my hatred and rage toward my Prom date rejecting me. All those seemingly good deeds along the way in the adventure were actually part of a grand plan that culminates in me wielding the power to DESTROY THE WORLD because after all if I can't be happy then no-one else can be AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Of course I am them promptly defeated my former imaginary crew of rag-tag adventurers and wake up back in the real world of EoFF where the most significant impact I have is to be that girl that everyone instantly forgets and I go back to dreaming of one day being a Princess.

- The End -

So I'm madly in love with the main villain? Oh man, this game's gonna be intense. Will there be a bit where I have the opportunity to kill you, but pause for a moment, thus allowing you to escape?

Yes, it also has a bit at near the end where you confess your undying love for me and after a brief moment of contemplation I kill you in cold blood.

It's how I've always wanted to go.

A lone surviving princess in a cowboy hat, mind you.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Pitye, who is my white mage. She's cute, sweet, and heals you by giving you a big hug and petting your hair.

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Aww, I got picked in someone's list of thingies! I feel flattered. I guess I'm the kawaii girl of TB's game~ [strike]but better[/strike] :flirt:

Main Party
Jowy- gunslinger extraordinaire
Throughout my years of EoFF, no one has been more awesome a bro as sweet Jow. We will go erverywhar together and watch out for each other..Like brothers and stuff.

PG- stargazing time mage
MChan decided at a young age to try and learn the secrets of the universe and life and everything else. It just so happens that the random spells cast as a result help us, so we keep him around.

Optional Members
Agrias- CRZY witch of awesome
She makes crazy dances and dishes and casts confusion on people wherever she goes!

TheMan- monk/white mage
Though he puts up a meek front, this guy was a great find. He's always willing to help and everyone knows he's a stand-up guy.

T's Bs- red mage
A flashy fireball, a wry wink, a well-timed punch to the groin? She's got what we need when we need it.. And sometimes things we may not want but are gonna' get anyway.

The Rival
Roogle- engineer
He is always tinkering and moving pieces behind the scenes..Always getting to each locale before us and quickly taking the best treasure.

NPCs
SKT
Always around to greet me warmly and chat about whatever

Freya
She's got the inside scoop on what's goin' down in the wide world of gaming!

Cookie
Lurking around the street corner, he'll trip you. If you're eating an ice cream cone, he'll smash it into your face...BUT he'll always make you laugh and forget anyway

THE BIG BAD
Jowy
Due to a poorly timed debate about who said what during a specific episode of The Simpsons, Jowy turns on me. He uses PG's spells to pull alternate-universe Roogle to our dimension, along with his army of Dokal inhabitants, and wreaks havoc on the countryside to prove his point.