All hail TSoL for evil overload. All hail our benevolent dicktator.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
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All hail TSoL for evil overload. All hail our benevolent dicktator.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Free donuts to everyone. Unless you have a potty mouth. Then you get prison.
right to jail, right away
believe it or not jail
jail, right away
As evil tyrant overlord? Kill everyone responsible for email and message board linkspam.
Actually, come to think of it, that's not particularly evil. Most of the world would probably thank me. I need to think of a better first act.
Oh, wait, I'm evil? In that case my first act would be to pain the White House black. Evil people need a proper domain.
Remove every living creature from Africa and demolish every city, leaving nothing but ruin in my wake. Build a massive wall that is both impossible to scale and penetrate - essentially making the continent inescapable. Extremely violent criminals of all types, as well as anyone responsible for committing anything that I find reprehensible (the list is quite long) is placed in various "starter zones". The starter zones are equipped with weapons and supplies and every prisoner has 15 minutes to escape the area before they are killed - it is impossible to return once you exit the facility. The battle for their lives begins and the entire thing is broadcast on the BTN (Bunny Television Network). There is no real winner, only lots of losers.
Also any civilization that begins to form or any warlord that begins to attempt to take control over any area is automatically disqualified and executed.
Anyone who speaks out against this form of entertainment wins a free African vacation.
Ban pants.
:stare:
Whore Cavern.
Whore Island?
I only have one penis.
You never cease to disappoint.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
My first act would be to demand that Quin have numerous penises surgically attached to his body. I'm talking Quin looking like a dick sea urchin here.
Sterilize the human race. I may be the first evil overlord and I will be damn sure I'm the last one as well.
Install a worldwide sound system linked to my room/iPod/iPhone, then play dubstep at full volume.
What if someone grows up resenting that and overthrows you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno