EoFF Fight Club

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

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Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Faris

Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:

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But...you just did. By posting here. :kakapo:

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Originally Posted by FoA

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.

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FoA, it's because everybody's seen the prison movies/shows: you pick the biggest badass you can find and pick a fight. Win or lose, people won't mess with you after that.

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Originally Posted by Futan

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:

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That's exactly why. :colbert:

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Let's fight, Richard.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

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Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

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Yes.

I'd beat the everliving trout out of anybody, including Innes

People just don't know how to follow rules anymore.

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I would win.

I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

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Originally Posted by Araciel

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

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Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

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Yes.

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Denied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.

As a pacifist i find this whole thread offensive. Violence should never be trivialised.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

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But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

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But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

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In my karate club? No

In my local night club? Absolutely

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Araciel

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

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Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

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Yes.

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Denied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.

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We don't want this to turn into another Shorty vs. Boobs pickle sauce wrestling match...