Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah ! :jess:
Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah ! :jess:
Pol Pot. I mean there have been many douchebags in history but most of them seem to look like they could easily take me. Pol Pot looks like a tiny dweeb.
Linus Torvalds
as a baby
Helen Keller because I want to actually win.
Currently reading a biography of Lincoln (Christmas present - conveniently timed!), and currently it's Stephen Douglas. Not as awful as Jackson, but seems to aspire to that level of beastliness.
I don't think I'd want to do it myself, but I'd love to see Helen Keller in a fist fight.
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
A caveman. To see if I could outsmart him.
Janet Reno. "Oh! You box dirty!" "Then how comes my conscious is so clean?!"
Wait. I want to fight Queen Victoria.
I'd fight Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus.