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Flying > racing

Driving a car is more dangerous than flying.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Moller Skycar

Moller of the Favorite Harmonia.

My Favorite Martian

Martians have fictionally attacked us for many years.

We stole the Martians spaceship and put machine gun turrets on them, effectively making them better

Machine gun turrets are prone to jamming.

If you use Machine Laser guns (purely fictional), they can't jam

Machine laser guns have a nasty habit of overheating, then exploding.

OOC:	In my universe, insanely powerful weapons have a tendency to backfire :p

Exploding guns are often in men's trousers.

Pant explosions went up over 200% with the advent of the new penis laser enhancer.

Advent Children is loved by haters.

Children are the worst.