Dammit Paul we've been through this.
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Dammit Paul we've been through this.
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Have you been reading Nikki's PMs again? :redface:
No, I avoid them like leprosy...
She tells me things. Terrible things...
Things that keep me awake at night, clenching my ass in stark terror.
Look, she may be a beautiful young woman, the love of your life and the mother of your firstborn but I could give you so much more. :flirt:
Like a sore rectum? :eep:
I've always had a thing for you
(SPOILER) it's my penis
I can't even remember anyone I liked in high school.
HIGH SCHOOL DOESN'T MATTER.
To be brutally honest, as well, I have very little sympathy for people who have a crush on me. Oh, you have a crush on me and are afraid to tell me? OH WELL WHY WOULD I WANNA BE WITH A PUSSY WHO CAN'T TALK TO ME.
I had so many crushes in highschool
trout
remembering them now makes me feel like an old man perv because in my mind they're still 18
bloody hell I wish people would keep that trout to themselves.
The only times anyone's ever told me they had a crush on me it was completely unreciprocated and I felt like microwaved ass for weeks.
Except instead of "a lot of times" it's "always."Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Yeah, this. Go with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I have a crush on you. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I always told people that I had a crush on them at the time that I had a crush on them. No point in doing it later. I've never known what to do when a guy or occasional girl has come up to me and told me after the fact. It's like, wow, that's really sweet...but I...don't really...know what to do with that now....
I had a major crush on a girl in school for two years when I was 14-15. I never had the courage to tell her though as she was part of the more popular crowd. My friend knew that I liked her and asked her (while I was there) if she fancied me. I still remember her extremely sarcastic response... "Yeah, cos he's like... really sexy..." It was not a nice feeling :(
She's married now with two kids and I occasionally wonder what she'd think today. I don't dwell on it though, life is too short.
It's all very well people saying "if you had a crush then you should have just told me"... but for others, the thought of putting yourself out there and risking rejection is terrifying. Shyness can be absolutely crippling.
Yeah, and it didn't help that if you were not part of any of the popular cliques, you are consider a nobody during school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I was an emotional parasite so desperate for attention that I would have slutted around with anyone who claimed to have a crush on me... even a guy. The feeling of flattery would be overwhelming since for years I never thought much of myself.
Meanwhile, I crushed left and right. I tried to build relationships with some of my crushes though so... there's that.