now don't you tell me to smile

Buttering my bread. Do it.

T'ai chi ch'uan, working out in general, and upbeat catchy tunes.

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women is the best thing in life.

Copious amounts of drugs.

Morrowind and SMAC :}

Balling up a piece of scrap paper or an empty soda bottle, and making that arcing rainbow shot into the trash can from all the way across the shop. (SPOILER) it's rare that I get that satisfaction, as I am white. :(

Going for a run helps if I'm angry or irritable because it gets all that energy out and when I'm feeling a bit irritable I like to be away from people or else I get even more iritated :lol:

A nice cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit because I'm English.

Listening to some music that's calming and has nice lyrics.

If I'm sad I'll watch something sad which might make me cry. Because I always feel better after a good cry

A gigantic steak. Nothing makes you feel better like a medium rare 12oz piece of beef with a side of fries.

Also hugging my child. :D

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Hard to be too upset when I walk in the door and this chica is wagging her butt in excitement.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love her.