Oh boy, here it comes. About to open the doors.
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Oh boy, here it comes. About to open the doors.
A Jesuit pope from Argentina named Jorge Mario Bergoglio, who will take the name Francis.
what kind of name is francis
Awww man, I hate Argentina.
some things stay the sameQuote:
The archbishop of Buenos Aires is a Jesuit intellectual who travels by bus and has a practical approach to poverty: when he was appointed a cardinal, Bergoglio persuaded hundreds of Argentinians not to fly to Rome to celebrate with him but instead to give the money they would have spent on plane tickets to the poor. He was a fierce opponent of Argentina's decision to legalise gay marriage in 2010, arguing children need to have the right to be raised and educated by a father and a mother. He was created a cardinal by John Paul II on 21 February 2001.
I'm tellin you man, they introduced this New Pope
but in a couple weeks when Easter rolls around Benedict is gonna be all like "I'm back, bitches" and they'll revert to Pope Classic
Pope
Skills
Summon: Deity
My Lord!
We have received a report from foreign lands!
They report that the Pope in Rome has called a CRUSADE
Against out colony of The Falklands!
Our armies shall crush them beneath out boots!
EZIO, THE POPE IS A TEMPLAR
Meh, he looks the same as the last one. Maybe slightly less near death, and I have my suspicions about Catholic priests who wear tinted glasses.
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I'm gonna miss Pope Palpatine and his pet seagull who shat continuously atop the chimney. :G
That seagull was a true hero. :(
You just know that inside they were holding egg and spoon races and seeing who could hold their breath the longest in order to decide.
this seagull business is killing me xDD
I found the seagull far more interesting than which old, bigoted white guy a bunch of other old, bigoted white guys would choose as the head old, bigoted white guy.