I have literally gotten away with murder
The murder of a squirrel, that is. I wasn't poaching because landowner exemption
It tasted good
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I have literally gotten away with murder
The murder of a squirrel, that is. I wasn't poaching because landowner exemption
It tasted good
This thread is a trap! :shifty:
Well, first you have to make sure when you attempt the murder that there are no witnesses, if there are... Eliminate them quietly before they talk.
Oh wait? What have i gotten away with?
I never try to get away with much. I never have a reason to.
I'm still posting on EoFF, aren't I? :greenie:
Shorty she wont ground you, you're too old for that, she'll just string you up by your ears or something. :greenie:
I snuck in food to Coachella. As well as some pills. Pills weren't drugs or anything, but they could have been, and I got them through 2 lines of security without a problem. And the security at Coachella is bonkers. They literally searched in between my boobs and inside my shoes.
Huge feeling of WOOHOO! once I got past security.
If she catches you with that beer she'll hang you by your toenails and boil you in oil
That is the first time I've heard of security doing this to girls. I always have my girl friends sneak stuff in for me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Last week: getting too wasted at an office party before having to go out on a report, puking up and clogging the sinks in the toilet, having to get escorted outside by the security guy while barely being able to stand, screwing up the report by taking drunk photos which turned out blurry half of the time. The editor in chief also added me on FB and I didn't accept his request.
Nobody at work even noticed, aside from the secretary asking me on monday if I was sober enough to pull off the job :monster:
One time I ate a donut on shift when I wasn't supposed to.
Yeah, take that Tim Horton's.
What a crime!!! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
They have certain hours at your work during which donuts are banned?
That's what I've always heard too. But at least for the first day (it got more lax as the days went on), security was VERY thorough. There was one girl ahead of me who was wearing the teeny tiniest bikini top and she literally exclaimed, "There's nowhere for me to hide anything!" while they jostled her tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThat is the first time I've heard of security doing this to girls. I always have my girl friends sneak stuff in for me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
But rest assured, plenty of people got stuff in.
That is incredibly inappropriate of security.
We weren't allowed to eat on shift.Quote:
Originally Posted by kotora