What is your guilty food craving?

Uhmmm those new bacon habanero cheeseburgers from McDonald's are pretty damn good.

Cool ranch Doritos with sour cream. And Mayfield's Moose Tracks ice cream.

Shrimp chips are damn good. I get sick of them fast, but when I first bite into one I'm quite pleased.

I often crave creamy things, like cream cheese. BJ is always horrified watching me slather it all over a bagel.

Dude like 80% of my diet. I work hard to maintain this trim figure of mine. (That's not true, I am blessed with the ability to stay thin.)

McDonalds.

And it's a true guilty food because I'm unemployed so everytime I buy McDonalds I'm spending my wife's money, even though I really shouldn't be.

Pepsi Throwback, and not just because it clearly resembles the item from Maniac Mansion...this is what soda is SUPPOSED to taste like. Real God damn sugar, people.

I've got no less than two empty twelve pack cartons at my feet right at the moment.

YEAH, I CAN BACK THAT UP

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I think I'll go to the store and get two more.

Throwback Pepsi!!

I was always a Pepsi girl. My dad drinks Diet... I dig a freezing cold can of Diet Pepsi in the mornings with my mom's macaroni & tomatoes... Mmmmm that's the ultimate breakfast right there.

Although... I'm more of a Diet Coke person now. But only from McDonald's. IDK why, but Mickey D's Diet Cokes taste -sooooo- much better than Diet Cokes from other places. I also love cherry-lime Diet Cokes from Sonic, but it's still not as good as Mickey D's.

I'm permitted to leave work with $5 worth of food "at cost" at the end of a shift. That equates to either seven ice cream sandwiches or five drumsticks.

Can I eat thirty five ice cream sandwiches in a week? Probably.