Ask Shorty

Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!

Exactly how short are you?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Where da white women at?

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I am a smurfing albino, what are you talking about. You are the worst, Mulley.

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Originally Posted by Pantz

Shorty why is it always your birthday?

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Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

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Is your favorite album With Teeth?

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No, it is something by Jenny Lewis. It doesn't matter what, I'ma marry dat bitch. Sorry, babebabebabe.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot. :colbert:

I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!

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Joseph Smith will forgive your heathen sins, Sister Jones.

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Originally Posted by Shauna

Is everything really the worst?

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Everything ever. Except, interestingly The Worst. The Worst is the best.

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Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?

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Myself, obviously. Or foaface. Or my daughter, because incest is okay in Mormon.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!

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You are Babe now.

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Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

Exactly how short are you?

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I am the size of Thumbelina.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Pantz

Shorty why is it always your birthday?

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Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

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This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Pantz

Shorty why is it always your birthday?

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Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

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This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?

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Gifts and cash can be emailed to bootayshortzzzz@pontuspanties.org

Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.

Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

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Originally Posted by Pike

Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

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(SPOILER)No.

Elaborate.

Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?

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Word of Wisdom bans hot drinks, not hot poop.

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Allow me to ask a series of questions as Gary Oldman...

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...if you're open to that.

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Come close. Some of these I will whisper in your ear.

First,

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This is fairly important. I think we can learn much about people when we know the nickname their family has bestowed upon them. At least...

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Another great way to learn about Shorty is to ask her

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how do you like to party?

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So... ok, well what about after hours?

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Well... that's a little freaky. Maybe we'll ask another question.

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Have you ever...

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Stop getting distracted and

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How did you do in scholastic pursuits?

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Oh.

Describe how you feel about Pantz

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Aww, that's sweet. And kind of stalkerish. You got tall. How do you feel about yourself on the regular?

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I would agree? And how do you feel about me, now that these questions are done?

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foa wins best post of the year. Don't even try. Everyone go home.

May as well not even have the Ciddies, tbh.

Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!

What's your rate?