Yep. Me too. I'm hella short. Just no hairy feet going on.
The toothfairy that visited me was no jip. I got $20 for each tooth instead of a quarter.
I still think mermaids exist. And ghosts. ;p
EDIT:
There was a species of humans discovered in Indonesia that were nicknamed "Hobbits" back in 2003. They grew to be around 3'7".