Ladies and Gents, Raise Your Legs...

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Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have had a great day!

Welcome to the world of being old.

I have had a lovely day indeed!

Except for the part where I thought my family were throwing a surprise party and I ended up having a very Kristen Bell-esque birthday meltdown/panic attack. I'm sure I'll find it funny next year.....

Happy smurfing birthday Locky!!!! :D