Yup.
I like most fries. I voted curly fries on this though.
There were these smiley face fries that I tried and EVERY SINGLE TIME I would eat them, they would make me nauseous. I don't know why.
One of the ingredients is a small piece of the soul of the cook. The fries naturally take a frowny, miserable shape due to the anguish the soul fragment is put through, and the cooks manipulate them into smiley faces. People with pure souls cannot eat the smiley fries, or if they do they can go insane. Eventually the cooks soul will be so broken that they and all memories of them will simply fade from existence.
Those who have eaten large amounts of the corrupted fries will feel compelled to make more, and thus the cycle continues.
Not one person has mentioned Jack in the Box curly fries. Shame on you all.
Arby's spicy curly fries are the bomb diggidy
FIVE GUYS CAJUN FRIES