Well I'm a Scorpion, I can pinch AND sting things.
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Yeah, well, I can weigh all you nerds. What now, huh? What now? /smug
Don't mess with the scales!
I'm also a Cancer but right at the weird line the separates Cancer and Leo. So I am a very brave, hairy crab.
I share Gemini with my other personality.
Readers Digest joke page, here I come!
I'm also a Cancer. Cancers are known for being highly emotional and I feel the same. When I'm up, I'm really up. When I'm down I'm really down. :D It's just how it works!
Leo here, but I agree with MDNA. Astrology is bulltrout.
HB everyone :monster:
DO YOU ALSO RAIN ON CHILDREN'S OUTDOOR PETTING ZOO BIRTHDAY PARTIES
QUIT RAINING ON PARADES, FREED
YEAH THAT'S NOT NICE. I BET YOU HATE CHRISTMAS TOO.
Filthy atheists.
jk, ily
According to this I am a Virgo. The descriptions of a virgo are totally bulltrout. :jess:
True story: when we first started talking, Shorty told me that we could never date because I am a Leo.
I told her that we could never date because she smells.
That is, in fact, one of my favorite hobbies. I never get tired of the delicious taste of children's tears of unfathomable sadness.
Actually, I told you we could never date because you always have to have the last word. The leo thing was just the icing on it.
I'm a mothersmurfing lion, bitches.
Also, NCG and I have the same birthday!
July horoscopes! :jess: