Weird Things You've Been Told

"YEAH WELL YOUVE GOT A CARTOON FACE"

don't know really. pep was mad lol

I was frequently stopped by strangers all throughout the west who told me that I looked like Avril Lavigne when I was a teenager.

My friend Helena once told me I sound like a moose :stare:

I proceeded to beat her with a phone book.

Also, I apparently give weird compliments. Sharky was weirded out when my first compliment to him was that he has nice eyebrows. I also compliment him on his back and shoulders all the time and he thinks that's strange because apparently he isn't used to women finding those areas attractive. BUT I DO.

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Originally Posted by Calliope

Uhuh, uhuh, just you keep telling yourself that while the compliments continue to roll in, eh?

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If I wanted a compliment I'd prefer they talk about something aside from my hands and eyelashes. :stare: What next? Elbows? Fingernails? Toe hair!?

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Originally Posted by Chris

"You look bottom-ish".

I am so distressed by this.

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It's true, though.

A close friend of mine once complained about how annoying her bra was, so I jokingly said that she should just stop wearing it. She answered, "Have you ever tried going without a bra for an entire day?"

I really had no idea what to reply.

Oh I forgot this one.

If you were my sister, I would smurf you.

(He didn't say smurf)

Guess I'll reply to this thread for real now.

An Uncle of mine had a pet peeve were he didn't like it when people fell asleep with socks on. So when I was spending the night at his house chilling with a cousin when we were kids, I started to fall asleep with socks on. He shook me awake in a panic telling me that if I don't take off my socks, they would eat my feet overnight.

"You look like Donna Summers"

"You have chynadick"

Seriously wtf :colbert:

Basically anything weird that has ever been said to me was by an EoFFer and there's a lot more where that came from.

"You look German."

Let me tell, I look absolutely nothing like a German. Granted I have pale skin and am part-Spanish but I definitely look Asian.

"Are you a anime?"

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Originally Posted by 41-Inches-Wide

"Are you a anime?"

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What.

It's my 2D face.

*snip*

We don't need to know these things. ~Shorty

Edit: Alright, fine, lets go with some things that are slightly less weird.

"You are such a cute crier. Like, you just look soooo sad!" -My girlfriend

"You snore so weird. Like, you sound just like my pug." -My best friend's girlfriend