Hogtying a cow!
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Hogtying a cow!
What do you do when you live in the middle of nowhere and are drunk?
Fall off a horse.
What is most likely to happen if you are not a trained equestrian?
The Next Jackass Film.
Where does a midget get stuffed into a horse's rectum?
Tryion Lannister
What would be Tyrion Lannister's key role in a Midget Circus Troupe?
Financier, you unkind and presumptious monsters.
What do I do for a living?
Sell Furbies and Beanie Babies on eBay.
What hit the Internet at the turn of the Millennium?
Porn
What is the leading cause of muscular inbalances (between the left and right arms) in young teenagers?
Masturbation.