Psychics

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

No. I don't like encouraging con artists.

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Yep.

Psychics cheat - they make self-fulfilling prophecies that they can make happen. As an example, my mother was told she would unleash a monster upon the world and so she stabbed me with an ice pick while I was still in the womb. The brain damage it caused is what gave me all my personality flaws and that's the reaspm why I am the festering scab of a human being you all know and love.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

The brain damage....
...and that's the reaspm

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OMG IT'S TRUE!!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Psychics cheat - they make self-fulfilling prophecies that they can make happen. As an example, my mother was told she would unleash a monster upon the world and so she stabbed me with an ice pick while I was still in the womb. The brain damage it caused is what gave me all my personality flaws and that's the reaspm why I am the festering scab of a human being you all know and love.

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Huh, and here I was thinking you were just a dick all this time! :monster:

You should feel bad then shouldn't you :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

You should feel bad then shouldn't you :colbert:

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Well I should. I mean I don't, but that's beside the point.

i've misread the thread title as "Psychotics" more than once now

Remember, Psychotic is just Psychic with a couple implants. :shobon:

I don't need a psychic, I have my own tarot cards.

How good are you at reading them?

I used to have a deck. I wouldn't mind getting some again. They were fun, but I think I placed too much meaning or read into too much. Or rather, I changed the meaning to fit my situation? I guess that's why I'd like to go to a stranger. I mean, I'd go in with the mentality that it's all bulltrout and just good for a laugh, but who knows.

I was just being facetious, really. I play with them because they're fun. And it's not me necessarily who needs to be good at reading them, it's the person who I'm doing a reading for. All I do is relay the "meaning" of the cards pulled and they take it and interpret it how they like. I shocked a super christian girl with a reading once who thought they were witchcraft and didn't want to have a reading done but finally gave in to her curiosity.

I would never use them in a serious manner, but it's fun to sometimes use them to help you think outside the box about your life sometimes.

I want to make a Pentagram of salt and light candles and read tarot cards w. ith you in the forest at midnight, Shorty

Only during a full moon, girl.

I have a tarot deck around here.. Used to use it for a Deck of Many Things.

It was sweet because it was a Mage The Awakening one.

EDIT - Mage The Ascension

dammit

GOD I've needed psychics so many times in my life. I can't tell you how many times I've needed help in deciding which positions to take. I feel cheated. "You must not get yourself leg-locked that way", or "don't put that there yet."

I want to visit these places for fun. :(