Gays Cannot Marry Because They Don't Face Each Other During Sex

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Originally Posted by Stupid Lady

“Who pretends to love decently using the favorite position of dogs!” she said

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Yeah, there aint nothing decent about it that way.

(SPOILER)& that is why it is great.

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

One of the best things about sex is seeing the look on my boyfriend's face as we pleasure each other. Bitch be cray-cray.

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Impossible! Degenerate human beings like you cannot possible feel love like the rest of us do!

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Originally Posted by Sephex

That was a great Onion article and--what? It's...it's not?

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I seriously kept looking for The Onion mentioned somewhere. I'm still not convinced this is farce. I....just.......wut?