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Why do you always have to label O, Shauna? Let O be who O wants to be.
Not on my watch. :colbert:
A British, French, and Polish man get captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals inform the men that they are going to skin them alive for use of canoes. Not wanting to accept a horrible fate, the three men break free, but know they can't escape the immediate area alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
The British man slits his own throat and dies seconds later.
The French man snaps his own neck.
The Polish man grabs a nearby fork and starts stabbing his own torso screaming, "**** YOUR CANOE!!"
"What's your blood type?"
"O."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
A-, because I'm that kind of rebel and A+ is too mainstream.
Oh, plus.
No idea even though I've had a lot of blood tests. :monster:
Cow. I've eaten enough steaks for it to be so. Mind you, I've also eaten a lot of babies, so...
This took me a couple of reads to understand because I thought that they were being eaten as punishment for using canoes :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexA British, French, and Polish man get captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals inform the men that they are going to skin them alive for use of canoes. Not wanting to accept a horrible fate, the three men break free, but know they can't escape the immediate area alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
The British man slits his own throat and dies seconds later.
The French man snaps his own neck.
The Polish man grabs a nearby fork and starts stabbing his own torso screaming, "**** YOUR CANOE!!"
Well, that's what I get for writing that hastily at work.
Pretty sure I'm A negative?
I don't know. C.
O+
Greedy bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I actually have no idea what my blood type is, but according to statistic I'm either A+ or O+