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Once I went to a Target and randomly in the middle of the store I shouted, "Destruction!" I then proceeded to mildly dishevel various parts of the store (i.e. lightly throwing things on the ground).
From there I proceeded to do it around the store shouting lines such as "The reckoning has come" or "You were warned of this!"
The employees did not give a flying smurf as I fail to actually do anything destructive and I was hardly being loud enough to cause much of a problem. I ran out of the store, hands in the air. Triumphant, I announced a day in which I shall return.
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That is awesome.
Me? I would knock someone over in walmart. JUST for payback xD
Not really... but it does sound oddly fun in a evil sort of way
