Pull up your Pantz!

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Originally Posted by Pike

My brother is in Sweden right now (because his job pays him to go fun places and mine doesn't :crying: ). Shall I have him deliver a singing telegram?

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YES

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Originally Posted by Parker

i hope you are having a splendid day rantz and i hope you drink some whiskey and think about what a splendid day you have had

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Hello Parker! I had some 12 y o MacCalllan at the pub, it was very good and chocolatey.

Thanks everybody AGAIN :love::love::love:

HB Rantzy Pantzy! <333

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Originally Posted by Pantz

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Originally Posted by Calliope

Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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A promiscuous handmaiden?

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Also, a towel!

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Originally Posted by Pantz

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Originally Posted by Pike

My brother is in Sweden right now (because his job pays him to go fun places and mine doesn't :crying: ). Shall I have him deliver a singing telegram?

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Hello Parker! I had some 12 y o MacCalllan at the pub, it was very good and chocolatey.

Thanks everybody AGAIN :love::love::love:

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If I am lucky I'll drink some Jameson on the rocks later and toast you.

*confetti & shots*

Where do whores go?

Also, I sent you some fine Chinese whores but I forgot to put holes in the boxes, so I have some idea of where those particular whores are going. :(

Congratz Pantz. Hope you're enjoying booze and bitches :monster:

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Originally Posted by Randy "Mulch" Blackburn

Where do whores go?

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Dongguan :monster:

Congratulations.


I give advice to others,
yet I know nothing myself.
I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still.

Congratulations to all the winners. :monster: