It's my first time!

ITT: Pike doesn't make friends with people, people make friends with Pike

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Originally Posted by Jinx

ITT: Pike doesn't make friends with people, people make friends with Pike

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what do you mean "In this thread"? This is how my whole life operates.

Anyways I haven't played FF7 in about ten years so I have no sage advice to give.

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Originally Posted by Jinx

Oh trout, the Train Graveyard is so tough the first time through.

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The first time through? I can never remember how to navigate that place and then--

*random battle exe*

Dammit! brb.

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Originally Posted by Calliope

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I am too lazy to figure out Steam screenshots (I tried that method and it just pastes as a black block), so this is what you get instead.

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It's F12 by default, but ignore that, keep posting Paint pics of what you're doing.

You should totally stream your playthrough on twitch!

Have fun gaming :)

I do not approve of the phrase, "stop acting like a retard and climb"

See also: Slapping women

PS - Climbing all these stairs reminds me of when I was in university: I used to refuse the elevator because I was too impatient to wait for it, and instead climb 13+ flights several times a day, often pausing at the top to drop coins down the stairwell :D

I don't remember that line. Then again, it's been a really long time since I've played much of the game at all.

My university was full of stairs and hills.

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I'm stuck in this stupid goddamn elevator. Every time I try to press the green button, it just makes Tifa babble mundanely.

Why does Cloud have boobs? Is he still wearing his cross-dressing dress?

He has his arms crossed :p

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Today has been really tiring. So many stairs! So much running around unlocking boxes, meddling about in the water closet, crawling through air ducts, vandalizing vending machines...talking wolfdogs, a sword through the spine, scared old fat man, high speed elevator duel...lots of stuff!

I have to stop playing now though because I am incapable of switching materia using my keyboard, so I just tried to fight a boss dude with only Sense and Steal and Fire for my party of three...let's just say that party ended pretty early.

EDIT: Oh bollocks, it appears that I've managed to hack into the materia system somehow...not by following the useless tutorial, though! Let's see if I can do it again...

I hope you gave the toilet a flush for me. :heart:

I did, actually. It's only polite.

This is the best thread in existence and I am loving the play-by-plays xD KEEP IT UP