My drink has buttons!

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Originally Posted by Bubba

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

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Many philosophers have asked this question and still they are no closer to an answer than ten years ago. My only advice for you is to embrace the madness.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

So far, I'm the only one who voted to push down the button that's correct.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

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IMMA REBEL! *pushes all the buttons on Bubba's drink, It's the only way to be sure!*

Yes, we must all press down Bubba's buttons.

What if I was diabetic and my blood-suger levels were low? Huh?! HUH?!

I'm pale, clammy and I've forgotten to bring a glucagen shot. I desperately reach for one of the many sugary drinks that are on my table but what's this??? I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES CONTAIN SUGAR!!!!

Thank you, EOFF. You have caused my death in an alternate reality.

Obvious solution: Drink all of them.

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Originally Posted by Shauna

Obvious solution: Drink all of them.

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But what if they were all no sugar, Shauna? What then?

WHAT THEN?!!