"I hate my #@$%-ing writer's block, man!"
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"I hate my #@$%-ing writer's block, man!"
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
I want to be a biltzball when I grow up!
Go smurf yourself.
Ride ze shoopuf?
If you think I look great, just wait till you see the guy in the next town who looks exactly the same.
"I touch myself at night"
I'm not trying your "ether".Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I was an NPC in the RPG Psychotic made a few years back. Here was my line:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9...10/ittrp-1.jpg
I'd be a hotel owner;
"Healing spells, magic weapons and monsters? Hah, you mental patients have such an imagination, now take your medici... erm, potion and get back to your room."
"Isn't it funny how sleeping recovers all your health and magic points? How does that even work? Have you ever wondered that? Have you??? HAVE YOU?!!!"
Go home Colonel, you're glitched.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
New idea for what I'd want my NPC to say.
I'd want it to just say something mundane like "The weather sure is nice." or something. But if you keep talking to my character something like 50 times or something, my character would say something like:
"Help, I've been stuck in a time loop for 50 years and can't get out. For the love of God, please kill m... The weather sure is nice."
"Twelve!"
"Bow! I am your god!"
"I think I sat in poison ivy."
"You're eyes are like diamonds... I'll give you 100g for both."
"You're invading my personal space...
...
... wait! Where are you going?"
"You're my only friend in this world... what was your name again?"
"Can I borrow your cell phone? I mean, um..! Bone..?"
"I regret everything."
"Hey! Listen to me... this world is only a game. I know you know. Please, I'm not an NPC, I'm a real person. You have to help me get out. Please..! Let me come with you!
You're going where..? F-ck that!"
I would easily be the mumbling, blubbering drunk person that seems to appear in all games...
IDK what I would say though.. Why would I ? I'd be drunk. ... Likely to say anything.