Man gets it on with pasty!?!

I like how the article refers to SEX in all caps like it's shouting SEX at me.




SEX

What The Man does in the privacy of his own household is none of our business :colbert:

That was probably not that awesome unless you like sticky sex. This is probably why I prefer water based thin lubricants.

I dread to think of what kind of infections you could get from that as well :(

oh buggeration ive come down with a dreadful case of the beef knob