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^Probably isn't clinically insane!

> Drinking some tea!

V Probably doing something equally normal!

^ Has an awesome username.
> Is contemplating eating some cake.
V Should be jealous of the fact that I have cake.

^ Jiro is their biggest fan
> Is jealous of everyone who has cake when I only have slimming soup for lunch as I'm still 16 pounds off my goal weight.
V ...has legs

^ Has gone on like countless trips to Dubai, from what I gather.

> Is incredibly average.

V Probably isn't murdering someone today.

^ Is anything but average.

~ Isn't currently murdering anyone, but hey, the day's only half gone. Let's wait and see.

V Has an irrational fear of moogles.

^ Is probably going to murder someone before the day is through.
> Has a totally rational fear of Moogles; you have to watch the cute, little ones (I would know).
V Is going to have a fabulous day - trust me!

^ just missed out on this amazing stir fry I just made
> made an amazing stir fry
V wants some of my stir fry

^ Just got a lot sexier.

~ Would like to deny his fierce desire for Alive-Man's stir fry, but can't think about anything else now.

V Thinks chionos is a little gay now.

^ Has a good screenname

> is having a very relaxing day

v likes boobies

^ Thinks she was posting after Alive-Man

~ Is playing this game too often, and will stop now, but does, indeed, like boobies.

V Doesn't like boobies.

^ is a liar, because I love boobies.
> Am a piece of jailbait.
v would go to jail for a night with me

^ Wants to know if I like waffles
> I would like some waffles - does not want to go to jail though... xD
v Also wants waffles

^ May have a waffle addiction.

> Boyfriend coming down to visit today!

v REALLY needs to pee.