I can't find my PSP charger

I took your precious charger for ransom and if you ever want to see it again send $1,000 to

282 Rimjob Way
Thompson, PA

$1000 to rimjob what is this turning into?

I found a Gameboy Advance SP, but it had no charger. Pawn shops usually sell the cords for cheap.

Did you look in the fridge?

It was in a box labeled 'trinkets'. Also in there was the DS (not 3DS) charger and a Gamecube controller. The PSP is now charged and ready for action.

Try jiggling the switch,

I tried and it fell off. You owe me a new PSP, Yamaneko.

I just found one on amazon for $3.