Jinx's Annual Christmas Shoes Thread

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS

BUT I THINK I'LL MISS THIS ONE THIS YEAR

...but Christmas Shoes isn't country? Although, you just basically stated a way to make it ten million times worse.

I know it's not country but it was similar in style to other vaguely Christian, ballad type country songs. (And it was loads better than most of them.)

Let's share the songs we can't stand to hear this time of year! I'm just going to go ahead and get Christmas Shoes out of the way.

I used the song to melt Richard Dawkins.

and that god awful lifetime movie :stare:

Baby, It's Cold Outside

It is known as "The date rape Christmas anthem"

For good reason

And I hate it lol It should not exist, or be held in any high regard

Pressuring girls to stay in, have a few drinks, make out. Who cares if your family is going to worry. Your lips just look too nice, and you better not hurt my pride

I freaking hate the lyrics to this song

Christmas Wrapping is an amazing Christmas song omg I can't believe you people!

I'm sorry Tara, I don't know if we can be together any longer after that revelation.

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Baby, It's Cold Outside

It is known as "The date rape Christmas anthem"

For good reason

And I hate it lol It should not exist, or be held in any high regard

Pressuring girls to stay in, have a few drinks, make out. Who cares if your family is going to worry. Your lips just look too nice, and you better not hurt my pride

I freaking hate the lyrics to this song

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Whoa, never thought of it like that. Never gonna be able to listen to that song the same way again.

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Baby, It's Cold Outside

It is known as "The date rape Christmas anthem"

For good reason

And I hate it lol It should not exist, or be held in any high regard

Pressuring girls to stay in, have a few drinks, make out. Who cares if your family is going to worry. Your lips just look too nice, and you better not hurt my pride

I freaking hate the lyrics to this song

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Whoa, never thought of it like that. Never gonna be able to listen to that song the same way again.

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So listen to She & Him's version where Zooey sings the "man's" part, it might help a little bit.

It is cold outside...

Haha. Well South Park did a dig on Bill Cosby for the Christmas special, and part of it was him singing that song to Taylor Swift (I think?) because, y'know, he's in the news for that kinda stuff

A beautiful dissection of this horrible song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Baby, It's Cold Outside

It is known as "The date rape Christmas anthem"

For good reason

And I hate it lol It should not exist, or be held in any high regard

Pressuring girls to stay in, have a few drinks, make out. Who cares if your family is going to worry. Your lips just look too nice, and you better not hurt my pride

I freaking hate the lyrics to this song

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"I really can't stay"
"ok bye"
"smurf it's cold out here"