How often would you kick a dog if every time you kicked it, it pooped out gold?

Bullseye the Target Dog has words for you Huxley :colbert:

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What's wrong with their eyes :gonk:

Ugliest dog breed I've ever seen is a shih tzu (inb4 Monda comes and chases me off)

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Originally Posted by Jinxie Poo

The ugly dogs are Yorkies.

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I'll kick you repeatedly and I don't even need gold for it.

I'm too much of a pansy to kick a dog.

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Originally Posted by Jinxie Poo

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would only kick Jindos as they are horrible and ugly dogs.

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hahaha waiting for miriel and del

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Well don't hang a lampshade on it.

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Originally Posted by Jinxie Poo

Listen, I know you need to take out your anger for what I'm guessing is the fact that you own the world's ugliest dog. But take it out on the dog--after all, it'll trout a diamond!--not me.

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I bet if dog would trout me a diamond, you would've trout me something much more valuable. Satisfaction.