Final Fantasy Plots in 140 characters

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by Freya

That's what makes it funnnnn BoB. I just read a wiki summary of XIV's plot. So here's my guess at it

YOU make a character that goes on adventures with friends to fight the Ultima Weapon in an attempt to be the Warrior of Light

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B-b-but that wasn't the joke...

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I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

All puns are funny I don't know what you're talking about

Nobody likes puns, Nella.

Four dudes kill fiends, light orbs, restore world, break time loop, save princess.

Jock travels into the future to kill his father who's become a giant catholic whale of death.

Well, it's much easier for SE on their japanese twitter anyway. They can get a lot more out of each character than we can!

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Originally Posted by Randy

Jock travels into the future to kill his father who's become a giant catholic whale of death.

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This had me in fits of laughter.
Giant Catholic whale of death! Brilliant!
Bravo!

Notorious crossdresser stops giant rock summoned by dead soldier after falling into a river of ghosts