How do you get on the Naughty list?

Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

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Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?

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I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.

Do you ever think of the butt hole?

I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.

Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.

That thing we did that one time.

By jaywalking feverently.

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Saucy!

On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest! ^^;

If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.

I farted.

by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans

Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much:jokey: