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Rikku: Can we go see the chocobos now
Auron:Enough with the Chocobos Ya
Wakka:That's my line Ya
Auron:Sorry, it's because you keep saying it
Lenne:Excuse me can we just get going, I have my baby, Tidus has Shuin and Rikku and Auron...
Rikku and Auron:?
Lenne:Are very nice people
Auron:I guess that is acceptable
Rikku:But my Ice cream!
Shuin:Let's just go back and see Yuna now she needs us, we can get Ice cream, booze and chocobos later
Rikku: (pouts)But I want chocobos now
Lenne:Stop being such a Shoopuf
Tidus:Come on Shuin let's just you and me go back and leave these guys to argue
(To be continued...)
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Auron: *Mutters* I can't believe Rikku got a shoopuff...
Super O'aka: Not so fast!
All: O.o
Super O'aka: You killed Wantz! I loved him... like a brother!
Rikku: He is your brother... like Kimahri is my brother Wother! Kimmy! I love u Kimmy Kimahri! *Hugs Kimahri*
Kimahri: *Temple pulsing* Kimahri had enou-!
Wakka: *cries* My nails! Your breaking them more! *opens up nail repair kit*
Wakka: *Painting his nails pink* This will be that fianl battle, ya know!?
Auron: I know!?
Kimahri: You know?
Lenne: Shut up!
Shuin: This looks like a job for... THE SPIRA GIRLS!!!
Tidus: Wait! I have something to say... When we kill O'aka... I'll... dissapear
Shuin: *tears in eyes* what!? NUUU!!!! My love!
Lenne&Rikku: I'll be your love! *start cat fighting each other*
Shuin: Why!? Who will I share cheerleading outfits with?
Wakka: Who will I paint nails with every friday night!?
Battle!!!
Wakka: Blitzball I choose U!!! *hits O'aka*
O'aka&Wakka: NUU!!!
Rikku: Whats wrong Wakky Wakky!?
Wakka: *cries* I.. I broke a NAIL!!
Kimahri: Save some for KIMAHRI!!!! *Jumps in with a spear with the Auron and the Ronsocats logo on it*
Shuin: *steals Tidus' cheerleading outfit* Alright! Gimme a K! Gimme a I! Gimme a M! Gimme a A! Gim-
O'aka: AH!!!!
Shuin: *Singing* La La La! I said A not AH!
O'aka: My ears! Your singing is killing me! *dies*
Shuin: No one understands me!!! *cries*
Wakka: Lets all go home, ya! *mutters* I have to fix my nails
Tidus: *looks at hands than looks up at Shuin*
Shuin: *shakes head* No
Tidus: I have to go... *walks away*
Shuin: *runs through tidus and crys on the floor*
Shuin: ... I love you
Lenne: *cliche movie scream* NUUUU!!!
Tidus: *goes to give shuin a hug while Lenne claws at him*
Tidus: Bye
Back at Yuna's House...
Yuna: Where Tidus? He has to see the baby.
Auron: eh... he's a great guy
Wakka: I'll miss him *cries*
Yuna: what!?
Shuin: ...
Rikku: O-o-o! Yuna Yuna guess what... I got a shoopuff and Tidus disapeared! Yey!
Yuna: WHAT!??! *shakes* No...
To be continued...
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Note: Lol, thanks for replying Squinn! You can go up on the story! I'm posting this on my website! ^.^
The Ending...
Shuin: After Tidus disappeared everything changed. Yuna looked after her baby alone, and accidently lost it one day. Me and the gang were looking all over the place for it.
Yuna: *screams*
Auron: Yuna, what's wrong?!
Yuna: My baby has gotten lost!
All: NOT AGAIN!
Shuin: Wakka did what he always wanted to do, fix nails. He got a job in the local nail salon and wore pink whilst fixing peoples nails for them...
Wakka: This is good buisness, ya?
Lady: Oh, you are a natural!!
Wakka: Why thanks, ya. I love fixing nails, ya...but one day I will become a giant nail myself, ya?
Shuin: Lenne became a hermit because I switched between her and Tidus.
Lenne: What?!?!?? Oh, Shuin, you said you loved me!
Shuin: Well, I lied! We can still be friends though!
Lenne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shuin: Cid went completely insane when he found out Rikku had been hit on by teen boys, and jumped off a cliff last September.
Cid: My daughter is being hit on!! My life is worth living no longer! GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!
Shuin: On the subject of Rikku, she was adopted by Auron but he went completely mad within a week of living with her and shot himself in the head with Yuna's gun. He spent a month in hospital having his brain fixed, but he came out alright in the end and happily drank his liquor.
Rikku: Hehe! I feel like a pony!! I want a pony!!
Auron: GAAAAAAAAH! *shoots himself*
Rikku: Daddy! Hehe! What's this red stuff here?!?!?!
Auron: *twitch twitch*
Shuin: Kimahri went back to live with the Ronso's and peformed as the Ronsocats. Kimahri won two awards for trouttiest band of the year.
Kimahri: Kimahri has shiny award.....oooo........*drools* Kimahri love award......
Shuin: As for us doing stuff together, we all performed as the Spira Girls and realeased an album. It's a new hit in Spira music stores. Of course, Tidus will be missed forever. We all love you Tidus!
Shuin: Are we ready to peform yet?!?!
Auron: Not really.
Shuin: The crowd is getting impatient!
Lenne: I'm the hermit of the band, so I say we get rockin'!
Wakka: Lenne speaks, ya?
Shuin: Okay...let's go!!
Spira Girl rolecall!!!
Shuin!! *dances*
Lenne!! *poses*
Auron!! *throws pretty flowers*
Yuna!! *blows kiss*
Wakka!! *courtsies*
Rikku!!! *bats eyelids*
ONE, TWO, THREE GO!!
Meanwhile...
Tidus: This is gonna be the hardest thing I've done in a while! Ouch!
[Tidus trips over on his cloak]
Tidus: Blasted thing!
Man: Hey son, what you doing?
Tidus: O.O!
Man: Trying to break into the stadium, are we?
Tidus: No! Er...I'm looking for somebody!
Man: Yeah, like who?
Tidus: He's called Shuin!
Man: Shuin? Of the Spira Girl band? I think you're pulling my dick fat there...
Tidus: Your what?!
Man: I honestly think you're pulling my leg there.
Tidus: No, honestly I'm not!
Man: Yeah, yeah...come with me son.
Tidus: No! NO!!!
[The man drags Tidus off]
In the stadium...
Commentator: An excellent peformance from the Spira Girls yet again!!!
[Everyone cheers]
Another voice: No! No! This isn't over yet!!
Commentator: What?!!? Hey, boy, do not steal my microph -
Another voice: Shuin?!!?!?
Spira Girls: .......
Shuin: ....Yes?
Tidus: It's me, Tidus!!!!!!!
Spira Girls: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Rikku: Oh, Tidus is back! YAYAYAYAYAYA!
Yuna: Tidus!
Wakka: Ya!
Auron: Oh, no...
Lenne: Hmm...
Shuin: T-T-T-TIDUS?!?!
Tidus: Yeah, it's me!
Crowd: O_o;;;;;;;;;
Shuin: OH!
[Shuin runs off the stage to the doors of the backstage]
Spira Girls: FOLLOW THE LEADER!
[The Spira Girls follow Shuin, Shuin has made it to the commentating room]
Tidus: SHUIN!
Shuin: TIDUS!
Tidus: Oh, Shuin!
Shuin: Oh, Tidus!
Tidus: Oh, Shuin!
Shuin: Oh, Tidus!
Tidus: Oh, Shu -
Lenne: Hold it right there!
Shuin & Tidus: O_O!
Lenne: I want to say...hi, Tidus!
Tidus: *phew* I thought you were gonna bitch for a moment there...
Lenne: Nope! I'm not jealous anymore! Shuin can go to hell!
Shuin: Why thank you...
Rikku: Tidy!!! I've missed you!!!
Auron: ....
Wakka: Welcome back, ya?
Rikku: Teehee! We must tell you all about the things that have happened whilst you've been gone!
Yuna: Yeah!
Lenne: Yeah!
Shuin: Yeah!
Wakka: Ya!
[Yuna looks at Auron]
Yuna: Auron?
Auron: What?
Yuna: Auron...
Auron: Uh! Ahem. I mean, yeah!
Tidus: Yaaaaaaay!!
Wakka: Let's go home, ya??
At home...
Shuin: So yeah, me and Lenne did not rename the baby in the end.
Tidus: Cool! I've missed so much...
Shuin: We've missed so much too!
Tidus: Eh??
Rikku: You!! Teehee!
Auron: Argh...what cheese...
Yuna: Have a cheese sandwich, Auron!!
Auron: X_X!!
Tidus: Yeah, so like, five years ago I did not see Yuna's baby.
Yuna: Oh!!!
Tidus: What did you call him?
Yuna: Er...I forgot.
Tidus: o_o
Yuna: Hold on!
[Yuna runs into the baby room]
Shuin: She's clueless.
[Yuna runs back out, screaming]
Yuna: THE BABY HAS GONE MISSING!!
All: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
[The screen goes black]
- THE END ...FINALLY!! -
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Epilogue so soon? Mmm.... I'm still haven't enough on this :D funny:D story. Ha ha ha.... *Laugh rolling around*
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That was pretty funny, but it lacked a certain something.
Wakka:Nuclear warheads for life, ya?
Now that is perfect :D
(If you didn't understand that, click Here and you can see a sort of FFX version of this, featuring Nuclear warheads :D)
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Lol me and scandalous love that story. Wakka must have nuke nail polish! ^.^
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Nah...Nuke is his idea lol ^.^ We're gonna do the next part of the story here, so I'll post up the first one when I'm done! Glad you liked it. ^.^
Me and RikkuYuna are like comedian partners! Lol!! XD
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Ok, lets start a new one! ^.^ Yey Scandalous helped me think then beggining up...
2 years since Tidus came back
In Tidus' and Shuins' mud hut in front of T.V
T.V. News Reporter: I'd like to interupt
this program for a News Bulletin. They're is a dangerous babynapper on the loose. Be on the look out! *sketch of baby napper on T.V*
Tidus: *knitting new cheerleading outfit* Did you meet that guy when you went to prison, Shuin?
Shuin: *Smoking pipe* No! They sent me to the female prison, remember? We should tell Yuna and Lenne about this guy.
At Lennes House...
Shuin: *kicks door open* Lenne, Lenne I-
Lenne: *kissing another man*
Shuin: O.o I thought you were a hermit!
Lenne: Shuin!? Tidus!?
Tidus: *points at the man Lenne kissed* Look Shuin it's your boyfriend from prison thats on T.V!
Shuin *pouts* He's not my boyfriend!
Wakka: *pops out of nowhere* Shuin's got a boyfriend, ya!? Can I paint his nai-
Shuin: Wah! I don't have a boyfriend!
Rikku: I'm his girlfriend, LA LA LA!!! Right Shui Shui!?
All: O.o
Tidus: *Lip quivers* I thought I was your boyfriend... *cries*
Shuin: Aww... Tidus of course you are!
Wakka: YAMAN!
Man Lenne Kissed/Babynapper: AH! I can't take it anymore. *points at Wakka* Jamaican me crazy!!!! *steals baby Shudus and runs*
Lenne: My baby! WAH!!!
Wakka! My nails! Your hurting my precioussssss nails!
Auron: *Walks into Lenne's house* No one gives a dayum about your nails so shut up! Jamaican me crazy!
Wakka: Stop making fun of me *Cries*
Shuin and Tidus: Don't pout, we'll cheer you up... SPIRA GIRL STYLE!!!!
*Drumroll* Spira Girl Rolecall!!!!
Shuin!!! *batts eyes at Tidus*
Tidus!!! *Blows kisses*
Wakka!!! *repairs nails*
Every boy and every girl SPIRA up your life!!!
Lenne: *sobs* That won't work... we need Shuin's worst enemy! We need the cops!
Shuin: *gasps* No... me and Tidus wil be the cops! *crime fighting pose*
Wakka: Me too, ya?
Shuin... we'll be... Shudus' Angels!!!!
Tidus: I'll sew the costumes!
Shuin: I'll get the make-up
Wakka:.. I'll get the nail polish!!! *Screams prepishly*
To be Continued...
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Lenne: I still don't think you'll do a proper job!!!
Shuin: Don't worry, us...Shudus Angels will do a great job!
Lenne: x.x
Auron: I still think ShuTiWaAu would make a better name.
Wakka: This is the second time Shudus has gone missing, ya?
Auron: Yes, Yaman.
Wakka: Yaman?
Rikku: Teehee! Yaman!
Wakka: Shut up with the Yaman!
Rikku: Teehee! Get it? Ya and man! Teehee!
Wakka: >.< Jamaican me crazy!
Wakka: That gave me a song idea!
Jamaican me crazy
I just can't sleep!
I'm so excited
I live too deep
It's not funny
But I feel alright
Yaman keeps me up all night!
(By the way Britney Spears sux)
Shuin: O___o;
Tidus: I don't think that'll quite make the cut.
Lenne: I think you should go and look for Shudus now!
Shuin: Good idea!
Auron: Yes.
Tidus: *screams prepishly*
Shuin: We also need a different way of screaming...
Tidus: Okay! *screams schoolgirly*
Shuin: Not that! X_X;;;;
Lenne: Get going!
Wakka: Ya!
At Yuna's house...
Yuna: La, la, la, la, la...hm?
[The phone rings and Yuna picks it up]
Yuna: Hello?
Man's voice: Hello, sweety.
Yuna: Sorry, I don't currently have a boyfriend. I think you've got the wrong number -
Man's voice: No, sweety, what you doing?
Yuna: Um...watching a movie.
Man's voice: Really? What like?
Yuna: A scary one.
Man's voice: You like scary movies?
Yuna: Look! We are not looking for a Scream rip-off here!
Man's voice: I know, but do you like scary movies?
Yuna: Some.
Man's voice: Like...?
Yuna: I'm sorry but my baby is crying.
Man's voice: Baby?
[Yuna hangs up]
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yuna: Hush, baby. Rock-a-bye-baby...eh?
[The phone rings again, Yuna answers it]
Yuna: Hello?
Man's voice: What you doing?
Yuna: Look! If you're looking for buisness ring a prositution hotline or something!
Man's voice: Okay, sweety...did you say you had a baby?
Yuna: Yes.
Man's voice: What's it called?
Yuna: I'm sorry I can't tell you that.
Man's voice: And why not?
Yuna: Because I don't even know you?
Man's voice: I'm watching you, sweety.
Yuna: Eh?
Man's voice: I'm watching you and I'm going to find you and rip you open.
Yuna: *yawn*
Man's voice: I'm going to tear you up with my double-edged butchers knife.
Yuna: Why?
Man's voice: To see what your insides look like.
Yuna: Listen, bastard! My ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend will be around in a minute and kick your ass!
Man's voice: What? You mean the one who plays in that rock band and dresses like a women?
Yuna: How do you know...?
Man's voice: Look behind the curtain.
Yuna: *gulp*
[Yuna pulls the curtain back and see's Tidus tied to chair]
Tidus: Help me! Help!
[Tidus suddenly pulls himself from the chair and grabs the phone from Yuna]
Tidus: Look, you ass! Me and my boyfriend know what you are, you babynapper!
Shuin: And that was turning into a copy of Scary Movie.
Yuna: Babynapper?! My baby! I didn't lock the doors!
[Yuna runs to the room her baby is being kept in to see that the cradle is empty]
Yuna: No! My baby!
Shuin: Look at the door!
[They all look at the door, which is wide open. Wakka pops his head round the corner]
Wakka: Hey, ya! That nice man who just ran through here offered to do my nails for me next Friday night, ya!
Tidus: Wakka, you niv! That was the babynapper!
Wakka: Babynapper, ya?!?!? Come to think of it he was carrying a black bundle, ya...
Yuna: No!!! *has a mental breakdown*
Shuin: Time for the Shudus Angels to get to work!!!
Tidus: *whisper* We haven't even started looking for Shudus yet...Lenne is gonna kill us...
Shuin: *whispers back* I know, but we didnt' expect this to happen. We just came to warn Yuna at first.
[Tidus and Shuin run out the door to see Auron fighting with the babynapper on the lawn]
Auron: En garde!
Babynapper: The babies are mine!
[Babynapper spots Shuin and Tidus running across the lawn and casts stop on them]
Shuin: I can't move!
Tidus: Me neither!
Auron: O_O!
Yuna: My baby! Auron, get my baby!
Auron: Give back the baby!
Shuin: Where is Shudus?!?!
Babynapper: Shudus is safe and sound, don't worry.
Tidus: But we are worrying! *Mutter* Only because Lenne will kill us if we don't get the baby back...literally.
[Auron casts Haste on Shuin and Tidus]
Shuin: Cool, I can move again!
[Shuin jumps on top of the babynapper. The babynapper stabs him with his knife]
Babynapper: I guess I did get to see someones insides afterall!
[The babynapper jumps on to the roof of a nearby building with Yuna's baby and out of sight]
Shuin: Help me, I'm bleeding to death!
Tidus: Noooo! *jumps on top of Shuin and peforms the Kiss of Life* Live!!! LIVE!!!
[Yuna runs out on to the lawn]
Yuna: He got away with my baby!
Tidus: I am totally crushing.
Shuin: Yes! You're totally crushing me!
Tidus: *Sob sob* He killed my love!
Shuin: Tidus, I'm okay. He stabbed me with a plastic knife.
Tidus: Oh!
[Tidus gets up off Shuin]
Yuna: You let that dolt get away! The world is so unfair to me, first I lose Tidus and now I lose the baby -
Shuin: Hold your chocobo's, Yuna. He got away with Lenne's baby as well.
Yuna: What?!?!
Shuin: Yeah, he steals babies.
Auron: Who'd want to do that? What with all these babies crying and screaming 24/7...and I thought adopting Rikku was bad.
[Rikku suddenly appears out of no where]
Rikku: I saw a man! He had a baby with him! Yey, yey, guess what da -
Auron: *breathes*
Yuna: Where did you see the man?!?! Tell me!
[Yuna shakes Rikku until she's dizzy]
Rikku: Eh...I saw him...on a red roof...
Auron: Oh, that really helps! There are tons of red roofs in this city!
Shuin: Red roof? What was it shaped like?
Rikku: It was pointy!
Shuin: The hospital!
Tidus: He will try and steal new born babies!
Yuna: *sobs* The cruelty...
[Wakka suddenly walks on to the lawn]
Wakka: Where's that man, ya? I want him to paint my nails! Do you like my new colour?
[Wakka shows them his nails, which are now red]
Auron: That's no good! We need to find the babies he's taken!
Wakka: Well, I think it's hella tight.
Shuin: C'mon!
Tidus: We must make our way to the hospital!
Rikku: Me too, hehe!
Auron: Ugh...
Tidus: Okay, we can go now!
Wakka: Ya!
To be continued...
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Note: XD this is so funny!!!
Outside Hospital...
Shuin: We have to go under cover
Tidus: I have a idea! Shudus' Angels huddle!
*all come together*
Tidus: *whisper, whisper*
Auron: O.o
Wakka: YAMAN!
At Hospital...
Shuin: *carrying Tidus disguised as a pregnant women*
My wife is gonna have a baby!!!
Nurse: Oh my! Let me go get the doctor! *runs*
Tidus: He he, told you it would work!
Auron: I can't believe you stooped so low just to get into a hospital... I mean you could've pretended you were a sick kid or something.
Tidus: It's my hobby, how could I NOT want to dress like a lady!?
Wakka: YAMAN!
Nurse: Ok! A room is set... *looks at Wakka and Auron* Who are these two?
Auron: I-
Shuin: He's uncle Aury and that's *points to Wakka* Aunt Wakkina
Wakka: Do you like my nails? I did them this morning!
Nurse: Ok... Let me have your wife... what's her name?
Tidus: *looks alarmed*
Shuin: Eh... her name is... Tina!
Nurse: Ok Tina... Practice your breathing!
Tidus: Wah! Don't make me go! *is taken away*
Wakka: *shouts* don't forget to polish the baby's nails for Auntie Wakkina!
Shuin: Ok angels, lets go! We have to save the babies!
In baby room
Wakka: *Screams prepishly* Look at all the babies waiting or their nails to be done!!!
Auron&Shuin: O.o
Wakka: *whips out nail polish* This will be fun! *nail painting frenzy*
Auron: gr... Jamaican me crazy! We have to find the Babynapper!
Nurse: *runs in* Your wife is having the baby!
All: O.o
Shuin: That's my wife! *runs like a girl to Tiduss' room*
In Tidus' room...
Doctor: Congradulations... It's a... it! *holds pillow that Tidus used as a disguise under his dress*
Shuin: Thats my... it!
Wakka: Aw! Look at it! So beautiful... *whips out nail polish* give it too me!!!!
Babynapper: Give it to me! *grabs and runs out of room*
Shuin: C'mon angels! Lets get him!
*All cartwheel out of room except for Tidus who trips on his floor long maternity dress*
Tidus: Wait for Tina!!!
To be continued
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Outside the hospital...
Shuin: Stop right there, you babynapper!
Babynapper: This stupid thing is just a pillow.
[The Babynapper throws the pillow on the floor]
Babynapper: Hahahaha!
Wakka: What you laughing about, ya? It's breaking my nails!
Auron: Shut up about your nails!
Babynapper: As you probably don't know, I have set a time bomb in the basements of this hospital. If my memory serves me, it will be going off in a matter of...*looks at watch* twenty minutes! All these babies will go BOOM! MUWHAHAHAHA!
[The babynapper jumps on to a building and out of sight]
Wakka: We must save the babies, ya?
Shuin: C'mon!!!
Auron: Sigh...
Rikku: Teehee! Oh, what about Tidus!!
Auron: He'll catch up with us.
[They all run back in the hospital just as Tidus is running out]
Tidus: Hey, wait!! Where are you going!?!?
[He trips on his dress again]
Tidus: ARRRGGGGGGGGH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!
In the hospital...
[Shuin runs up to a nurse]
Shuin: Which way is it to the basement!?!?!
Nurse: Go left, then down the stairs near the boiler room.
Shuin: Thanks!
[They all run off]
Nurse: Why do you want to go down there anyway?!?!
Shuin: No time to explain, lady!
[They all turn left toward the boiler room]
Shuin: There are no stairs!
Auron: We've been cheated!
Wakka: Uh-oh, ya?
Rikku: O-o-o-o!!! *jumps up and down and points to a door knob*
Wakka: Rikku is a genius, ya?
[Shuin runs up to the door and opens it]
Shuin: Stairs!
[They suddenly hear a rumbling noise]
Wakka: I hear a noise...!
[They all wait at the top of the stairs as the rumbling gets louder]
Wakka: Hurry up, ya? The suspense is breaking my nails!
[Suddenly an ostrage runs up the stairs]
Shuin: WAH!
Auron: HOLY SH *thrown into the wall by the crazy animal*
Rikku: Teehee! Aww!! Cute!!
Ostrage: I am here to serve you.
Rikku: It talks! Yaaaaaaaay!
[Rikku hugs the ostrage]
[Auron falls down from the wall leaving a deep Auron-shaped dint in the wall]
Ostrage: I am sorry about that, good sir.
Auron: *muffled because he's face down on the floor* That's quite alright.
Ostrage: We must hurry! The time bomb is ready to go off any minute!
Shuin: C'mon Angels...follow the damn animal!
[They all run down the stairs after the giant bird]
Rikku: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Auron: A pit of boiling hot lava...
Shuin: The babynapper must of put all these traps here.
Wakka: I was just about to say, ya, this is one damn screwed up basement, ya?
Auron: ........... Shut up, Yaman.
Ostrage: I will help you on your way!
Rikku: Teehee! Can I get on your back!?!
Ostrage: Certainly!
Rikku: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
[Rikku climbs on the back of the ostrage]
Shuin: Ahem.
Ostrage: Yes, grab hold of my legs, men.
[They all each grab a different leg]
Wakka: Amazing, ya? This is just like magic!
Auron: NO HARRY POTTER RIP-OFFS!!!
[The ostrage lands on the ground and they see a set of spikes layed down on the floor]
Shuin: Oh, great. Time to have our guts ripped out. Just what I always wanted.
Wakka: We must get over, ya? But the spikes might break my nails!
Ostrage: Grab my legs.
[They all grab the ostrage's legs again. They end up being thrown over, for the ostrage accidently let go and fell into the spikes]
Shuin: Damn, that musta hurt.
Rikku: Oh, the poor thing...
Wakka: Nevermind, ya? We must find the time bomb, ya?
Shuin: Yeah, and what if theirs another trap up ahead?
Auron: We have no time for idle banter. We must preserve!
Shuin: .........Right.
[They carry on, and Wakka is pulled up into the air by a leg trap]
Wakka: HELP ME, YA?!?!? IT'S BREAKING MY NAILS!!
Auron: O_______O!
[Shuin spots the time bomb]
Shuin: There it is! Auron, smash it with your sword!
[Auron draws his Masamune and attempts to smash the time bomb. Nothing happens]
Wakka: That is one strong time bomb, ya?
Rikku: Teehee, you're supposed to be panicing!
Wakka: Ya. Ohmigod, HELP ME! YA! I AM BREAKING MY NAILS!!
[The time bomb now reads 00:50 secs]
Shuin: We have fifty seconds to think of something!!
Auron: Er...*casts all the spells he can think of on the time bomb*
Rikku: Teehee! I'll panic too! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[Suddenly the time bomb stops counting down]
Auron: Huh? So the screaming of a little brat stops the explosion?
Wakka: Guess so, ya.
Auron: ...Interesting.
Rikku: Oh, so I'm a little brat now am I?!?! Well, I'm sorry if I acted ditzy, I don't know why I did!
[Everyone is stunned]
Rikku: Er...teehee!!
Wakka: Knew it wouldn't last, ya?
Shuin: Let's get going.
Wakka: Er...Shuin, ya???
Shuin: Yeah?
Wakka: Help me down, ya?
Shuin: Oh, right!
Outside the hospital again...
Shuin: *phew* That was close.
Wakka: Ya.
[Suddenly the hospital explodes]
All: O______O
Shuin: Oh, well, it blew up anyway.
Rikku: Teehee, Tidus was still in the hospital!
Shuin: O.O! NOO! MY LOVE!
[Shuin falls to his knees in front of the hospital which is now a big crater in the earth]
Rikku: ^.^ I was only kidding, Shoe-y! He's right there!
[Rikku points to Tidus who is out cold, sprawled out on the floor near the bustop]
Shuin: My love!
[Shuin jumps on top of Tidus and tries to get him awake by slapping his face]
Wakka: Heads up, ya?
[Wakka crabs a bucket of ice cold water and Shuin moves away from him]
Wakka: YAMAN! *throws water all over Tidus]
Tidus: O_O! COLD! BRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Er...it's you.
[Tidus looks at the crater]
Tidus: The hospital exploded?!?!?
Wakka: Ya.
Rikku: Soooo sad....
Auron: Um.
Shuin: We gotta focus on catching the Babynapper though.
Rikku: You're right, teehee!
Shuin: Okay, Angels! Let's go!
All except Auron: Ya!!!
To be continued...
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Back at Lennes house:
Lenne: You didn't get the baby back!?!?
Shuin: Sorry but-
Lenne: I knew you cross dressing cops couldn't do it!
Tidus: *stumbles on dress* We have names you know!
Wakka: Yeah! I'm aunt Wakkina!!! *polishes nails* and he's *points a auron* is Uncle Aury!
Auron: I'm NOT an uncle, and if any one calls me aury again, I- *sees Rikku's eyes light up* Ah! NU!!! Wakka you've created a monster!
Rikku: AURY AURY AURY!!!! I luff you aury! Will you be my papa?
Auron: *temple pulsing* NUU!!!
Wakka: *shrieks* My nails! My beautiful nails! My preciousssssss nails. You killed them! *foaming at mouth*
Kimahri: Kimahri luff auron too! Kimahri protect!
Auron: AH!!! *leaves Auron shaped whole in wall*
Kimahri: SAVE SOME FOR KIMAHRI!!!! *Chases*
Tidus: O.o You don't see that everyday...
Shuin: I wish Shudus was here... :( I remember the days when I'd take him to Cross-dressers R Us with me... I will sing a song for him... SPIRA GIRL STYLE!!!
Ooooh Shudus!
Remember the days in mud hut?
Ooooh Shudus!
Remember when I held you hostage?
Ooooh Shudus!
I Luff you!!!
Tidus: *is crying* Thats beautiful! I miss the little tyke...
Wakka: Lets look for him, ya!? We can't give up... were Shudus' Angels!
Lenne: Then it's settled! Go go go! *chases with stick* scram! Out of my house until you have my baby!
To be continued
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Wakka: So, ya, we are out in the cold and dark, ya.
Rikku: Brrrr....It's cold *shakes*
Shuin: I think we should throw a party!
Tidus: Why?
Shuin: I don't know. I think it's gonna be a suprize, and it'll take Lenne's mind off the baby for a while.
Tidus: And Yuna's mind off her baby.
Rikku: Yesh yesh.
Auron: Eh?
Rikku: Nothing.
So, in the end they had a party...
Lenne: This music is too loud! They'll wake the neighbours!
Kimahri: Kimahri want food
[Kimahri opens the fridge and breaks the door off]
Yuna: My fridge!!!
Tidus: What's the big suprize, then?
Shuin: You'll see in a minute
Kimahri: Kimahri hungry, no good food in fridge
[Kimahri see's a chip packet on a chair]
Shuin: Hey! Git your paws off it! They're mine!
[Shuin hands Kimahri some cheesy poofs]
Shuin: Have these.
Kimahri: Kimahri not like cheese
Wakka: I'm like, painting peoples nails, ya?
Auron: Shut up, Yaman.
Wakka: Let me paint your nails! *Points at a lady sitting down on a chair*
Lady: Ok!
Wakka: This is good fun, ya?
Tidus: Can you tell me what the big suprize is NOW?
Shuin: Sure. Come to Yuna's room with me.
Tidus: Oo;;;
Rikku: Teehee!
Shuin: Eh?
Rikku: Go do your buisness, teehee!
[Shuin hits Rikku then drags Tidus into the room and shuts the door]
Shuin: I'm not doing this in front of everyone else. It's embarrasing, especially with Rikku there.
Tidus: Er...
[Shuin takes out a small box]
Tidus: OOOOOOOOO?!??!
Shuin: I want you to marry me! =D
[Shuin opens the box and shows Tidus a wedding ring]
Tidus: Oh, yesh yesh, I will!
Shuin: Yay!!
Rikku: *giggle*
Shuin: O.o
Tidus: o.O
Rikku: *giggles even harder*
[Tidus opens the door]
Tidus: RIKKU!!
Rikku: HAHAHAHA....*runs away*
Shuin and Tidus: HEY - !!
[They run out, but freeze just like everyone else is freezing, and see that the door is wide open with five coppers standing in the doorway]
Officer 1: We are looking for a man named Shuin.
Officer 2: For he blew up the local hospital.
Officer 3: That is a bad thing.
Officer 4: We must take him away.
Officer 5: Now.
Shuin WHAT?!??!
Tidus: No!
Officer 1: Are you Shuin?
Shuin: Yes, I am!
Officer 2: Come with us.
Tidus: No!
Officer 3: Come, now.
Tidus No!
Officer 4: Come -
Tidus: NO!
[Tidus picks up an ornament and throws it at the police man]
Wakka: All this crap is breaking my nails!! My nail polish is drying up, ya!!
[Shuin is being dragged away]
Tidus: No!
[Tidus reaches for Yuna's gun on the side and shoots the officer in the head]
All: O_____O!
Officer 2: Come.
[He begins dragging Shuin out again, Tidus shoots him in the head]
[Officer 3 begins dragging Shuin out, Tidus shoots him in the head]
Yuna: Tidus! Stop! You're breaking everything and commiting a crime by killing others!
Tidus: .... I DON'T WANT SHUIN TO GO! HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!
[Everyone turns to look at Tidus]
Tidus: Er...
To be continued...
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Tidus: Hey don't look at me, I didn't kill anything
Lenne: But we just saw you shoot all those officers...
Tidus: Sure you did, but explain why Rikku is wearing a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirt
Lenne: Don't be ridiculous, Rikku isn't wear-
Tidus Dresses Rikku in a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirt
Lenne: Touché
Wakka: Yeah, he's got you there, ya?
Yuna: But we still all did see him doing it
Shuin: Oh really, then why are you all wearing "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirts then?
Yuna: Uh... we're not?
Shuin Dresses Auron, Yuna, Wakka and Lenne in "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirts
Wakka:Now you guys are becoming predictable, ya?
Shuin: Oh yeah, and that comes from a guy that says "ya" after everything he says?
Wakka: I don't do that, ya? oh damn, ya?
Officer 4: Oh yeah, by the way, you didn't kill me.
Officer 5: Yeah but he killed me!
Officer 4: You're not dead, fool. You're talking
Officer 5: Sorry, I forgot
Tidus: Hey, I didn't kill anybody! except maybe a couple of those Nu Yevon nutters that always come knocking on the door, but they deserved it.
Shuin: Yeah, I mean look! Rikku is wearing a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" t-shirt and those guys are wearing "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" t-shirts I think it's pretty conclusive who killed your colleagues
Officer 4: Yeah, I guess you're right
Officer 4 and Officer 5 begin to drag Rikku away
Rikku: Noooooo!!!
Auron: I know who can sort this mess out! Kimahri!
Auron opens the Kitchen door, and sees Kimahri rolling around on the floor wrestling with a melon. He quickly closes the door
Auron: Oooooo-kaaaaay
To be continued...
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Suddenly Gau jumps in and says:
On going story threads are a no-no! :aimmad:
