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Bring 'em back. Worked for Lord of the Rings.

I think Hoot just volunteered to be sacrificed to my dark God

No Bleys, you don't kill off the main character.

*cough*ThomasCovenant*cough*

Wheee! I actually got that reference!

Or maybe kill him off in the beginning?

Or have him tortured in perpetuity, as per Prometheus.

but he'd have to steal something from the gods first.

EoFF doesn't have any gods.

Only if the person gets killed because he spoke like Yoda.

In all seriousness(?), the book sounds like a good idea. Distributing it in Word or PDF format would work well, too - until comedians start editing it...
But reallym the only setback would be finding members with the time and inclination to undertake a project like this with no foreseeable rewards.

It'd be great, but how could you possibly pick just a few good quotes out of the reams of divine prose that's been posted here?

The quotes at the bottom of the pages would be ripped out of the quotes threads.

That would take up the whole page.

Not when I'm selective. I'd only use one liners. Half the long quotes have one or two good one liners anyway. And they'd probably be better when quoted that way, too.

That's a nifty idea. But it'd be a lot of work and, as someone mention, no one really cares. Heh