Your plane crash in the middle o' Australia.

This is the worst hypothetical situation EVER. What is it with you people and cannibalism?

I'd kill myself. Being stranded is bad enough, but being stranded in Australia?!

Hoo, boy. No.

What the hell kind of plane trip is this?

I'd do the most obvious thing to human nature:

Do a dance!

I'd volunteer to get eaten. That's assuming that if you mess with the collars, they'll blow up.

I'd wait for Dingoes to eat me, and then explode inside them, splattering everyone with horrible ruptured dingonicky shrapnel.

Then Steve Irwin would come up and prod at me with a stick, and New Zealanders everywhere would cringe at being part of "Australasia".

I'd take off the collar.

Are there Aborigines still in Australia? I'd find one of them.

Murder every survivor. Since all my friends would just probably screw me over to, i'll slit their throats and then eat them. Then i would walk inland, with their body bits as snacks to Sydney and then get their networks to make a movie about it.
To their families.....I'll say I'm sorry while I eat their child's arm.

And as you might have guessed, i wrote this in a bad mood.

I'd dance dance dance 'til I explode~ :catsmile: