This is the coolest site i've ever seen. I ordered Carrie. I think i'm in love!
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This is the coolest site i've ever seen. I ordered Carrie. I think i'm in love!
linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month
So that's all this thing between me and you is Linus, just IMAGINARY?Quote:
Originally posted by Linus
linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month
yes
:cry:Quote:
Originally posted by Linus
yes
Here's your $40.
cool
(psst go to http://www.eyesoffff.com/forums ) people there get a discount
You cost too much.
that's how much the girlfriends on that site are charging. $40/month
I could work for them and get 50-100 bucks per relationship. Is some poor sap's heart worth that much?
Well they cost too much too. 40 dollars for some lovin', maybe, but not for letters, those expensive ho's.
I've got a bargain-basement deal for you ladies if you think linus is too expensive:
I'll only charge $20.00. In addition, I won't write or call half the time; generally I'll be too busy with the guys to spend any time with you; and I'll lie about other women's phone numbers that you find in my stuff.
BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!
For only one dollar less, I'll also forget all birthdays and anniversaries!
I call it:
BADimaginaryboyfriend.com!!!!!
Order yours TODAY!!!:whoa:
I want to get paid to pretend I'm someone's girlfriend!
Russian girlfriends/wives are the best. Russian boyfriends/husbands are not as good. :)
Mail-order brides? :D
Holy $!@#, do people actually use this site's service? Are there actually members? Wow...I just when I thought I'd seen it all...heres this. This just...scares me.