When I bought FFV, I in good faith thought, man these old one's with crap graphix have to be bloody amazing to compensate.
Although not utter trout it still is relentlessly tacky at points.
-The seriously annoying Danger sequence music, y'know when you have to save Reina at the start of the game. -Shudder-
-The fact that Galuf has.........Amnesia!
-After Galuf saves the crew form the Siren, and it says "Bartz opened his eyes" I don't know what kinda trout the translators were smoking, either that or the japanese need everything pointed out to them.